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My sisters very unique

backstory here me and my younger sister who’s 22 months and 10 days younger than me- she’s very particular about this- says the weirdest crap. Here’s some things she’s said recently:

Me: we should get a cat

Mum: we can’t paige doesn’t like cats

Me: Paige doesn’t like me but you still keep me

Paige from next room: True dat I don’t like her

Paige: I mean I will turn Into a pacycephalasaurs and end you

Paige: and I mean I am gonna turn I to a peterodactly and end your bloodline. I’m gonna. I’m just gonna.

*going grocery shopping* me: paige look it’s beans

paige: Scrumdillyumyumaperper. (She doesn’t like beans)

and there’s many more. I just need to tell someone about my mentally broken sister cuz it’s hard to live with her cuz half time I can’t breathe cuz I’m laughing too hard other half cuz she’s winded me punching me or smth