Hello Jon Apologies For The Deception - Tumblr Posts
Hello John. If you're listening to this tape, it means I've decided to put myself in a trap, which you probably already know. As you can see, the only things you can reach from your position hanging from the ceiling are the small tools on the floor directly below you. There are several switches hidden around the room; each one will move you closer to the ground so you can reach more. As you probably already know because I built it. If you take too much time, the rope will jerk you up into the grinder above you, which will activate. If you manage to find enough switches to cut the rope and escape, you will be rewarded with your life, a refreshed will to live, and maybe the answer to why the HELL I would want to put myself in a trap. I doubt I'm ever going to use this tape. I don't know. Why am I even doing this? Okay, if you're listening to this, that means you put yourself into a trap and you're an IDIOT because that is the stupidest thing ever.
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Autistic ADHD Asexual Absolutely exhausted Hello Jon, apologies for the deception, but I rather wanted to make sure you started reading
I haven’t posted here in a bit, mostly cause I still haven’t fully figured out this app (and because I’m notoriously forgetful), but I really do like it here so far. I am gonna start posting more of my art on here now that Instagram is starting to go to shit; as of now I’m not gonna stop using Instagram but that may change, we’ll see how things progress.
I do like how I can do just text posts on here tho, that’s really nice.
Anyways, if you recognize my art from Instagram, my account name over there is masterpieces.by.miana (I may change it soon to match mine here but I’ve gotta make sure and hear from someone first).
I thought about making a Cara account as well but apparently their AI policy is just as bad or worse than insta so. Nope. Ha :’)
If anyone sees this and has suggestions for other apps I should try out I’d appreciate that too!! (I’ve tried TikTok but I hate making videos so I didn’t do much there but I may try again now)
My usual rambling from Instagram has obviously not changed at all with the app change tho and like I said, I really like these text posts, so it may get worse. You have been warned >:) Or maybe I’ll do shorter posts of shorter thoughts IDK IM GONNA SHUT UP NOW BUH BYE
I absolutely love this
but as soon as i read "Hello Jon" my brain started the whole "Hello Jon ,apologies for the deception, but I wanted to make sure you started reading, so I thought it best not to announce myself."
jmart based on those tumblr posts you know the ones. the difference between s1 and s5 jon will continue to be the funniest thing to me
Tma au of this au where the world ends by a reddit post of hello jon. Apologies for the deception but i wanted to make sure you started reading before i announce my self
TMA AU where the world doesn’t end and upon arriving at the safe house jon and martin start a podcast where they read r/aita posts
you bitches need to stop hello jon'ing me everywhere I turn, release me from this prison
Beautiful.
Hello Jon. Apologies for the deception but MR. BONZO’S ON HIS WAY
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Autistic ADHD Asexual Absolutely exhausted Hello Jon, apologies for the deception, but I rather wanted to make sure you started reading
Behold! (Hehe :3)
I've been working on this for forever... I guess it's time to call it finished.
"Hello, Jon.
Apologies for the deception, but I wanted to make sure you started reading..."
Eye open the door.
Quirked up white boy with a little bit of swag busts it down sexual style... Is he goated with theHello Jon, Apologies for the deception, but I wanted to make sure you started reading, so I thought it best not to announce myself.
NO NO NO NO NO I REFUSE NO NOTHING OF THIS IS REAL NO YKNOW WHAT FUCK ELIAS- I MEAN JONAH OR WHATEVER FUCK HIM AVATAR OF THE BITCH GOOD FOR NOTHING WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN S1-4 WERE ALL THE FUCKING WATCHER'S CROWN RITUAL WHY CANT THEY HAVE A FUCKING REST FUCK JONAH FUCK HIM I HOPE HE GOES BLIND I HOPE HE JUST GOES BLIND AND CANT GO TO ANY OTHER BODY I HOPE HE LOSES HIS BODY SHIFTING PRIVILEGES HES SUCH AN ASSHOLE AND ALSO NOW JON IS WHAT WHAT THE FUCK IS HE??? HES A WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION NOW????
Now
The real question is
Did Martin see any good cows?