He Is 100% A Bottom Tho - Tumblr Posts

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I HAD A DREAM ABOUT ALAGADDA AND IT WAS 😭

Ok so for context, I had gotten home from shopping and voting earlier this afternoon very nauseous and threw up so hard after drinking a slurpee my bones ached so I passed out so average fever dream 👍

AS FOR THE DREAM ITSELF

I was eating dinner in Alagadda with all 4 lords, and I was sitting across from them, specifically right across from the Red Lord/Rubedo. And he was flirting with me HARD. Like he WANTED me fr fr. Which is fine and all, he is kinda. But in the dream for some reason I really just did not want him at all

But he would NOT give up. He was trying so hard to win me over that even the others were telling him to stop. Nothing I said to reject him would work so I resorted to one last thing

I told him "I don't like men who are bottoms" AND HE FUCKING LOST IT

Black had to start comforting him because he started SOBBING. He literally looked like this