Hazbin Hotel Valentino - Tumblr Posts
Very well written! Also, congrats on the med school!
StaticMoth smut let's goooo
I think I'm pretty proud of this one. I liked writing it in any case. Please don't hesitate to engage in any way, I promise you it's the highlight of my day.
Tagging @gooseissoepic because they asked me to. Hope you enjoy!
why is this my top post????
me as I’m scrolling through Tumblr and I witness the most stomach churning staticmoth angst known to man (I looked it up)
why do people simp for husk? he’s a fucking cat
anyways why is Val so hot????
Well folks, we have our answer!
OKAY EVERYONE, I NEED ANSWERS. SO; WHY ARE VOX AND VAL’S ANTENNAS BOTH DAMAGED ON THE SAME SIDE?
Valentino's Robo Fizz
HIS FUCKING EYES. I'M WHEEZING.
Also, I'm 90% sure it's not a headcanon that Val is nearly blind. Angel Dust mentions it takes him a long time to count money because he can't see in the show and Val is also seen with his face almost on monitors to see it.
Well, at least they tried
Valentino what the fuck.
Your flat faced prince business partner is literally a fucking tech nerd and owns the whole company which makes those sockets and cables and shit , what is that abomination 😭
I have a very silly, useless headcanon for Hazbin Hotel.
I like to think Velvette and Valentino had to give Angel and Vox a crash course on more modern LGBTQ+ stuff.
That's it. That's my headcanon because I love the thought of Velvette and Val sitting these old men down and being like "You two need to catch up."
Another Hazbin Hotel/Hozier animatic/AMV I would commit atrocities for: Dinner and Diatribes Staticmoth. I'm kinda surprised no one has done it yet. The lyrics basically write the script on their own. Like, Vox is sitting there bored with Val in one of the clubs, the two start flirting a bit. "Honey, it's easier knowing what you'd do to me tonight."
Do I need to say more? My brain has been buzzing with this idea for a while.
Okay. We all know Vox is repressed as fuck but imagine: Repressed Angel Dust. Like, when he first gets to Hell, he's still deep in the closet and will swear up and down that he's not into men (without explicitly saying he likes women because the closet is glass) because of the time period he was alive and the environment he grew up in. He tries to keep up the tough mafioso act at first until he slowly starts to realize that most of Hell doesn't care who you sleep with. Can't get arrested for being gay because there's no cops in Hell. Bonus heartbreak points if Valentino helped him come to terms with his sexuality.
Which Hazbin Hotel Characters Would Bite and Why
- Valentino: Bites for absolutely no reason. You let your guard down? Get chomped, idiot.
- Alastor: Usually needs to be provoked (or he just wants a snack.)
- Rosie: Same as Alastor but less likely to bite.
- Lute: She doesn't need a reason to bite. She's feral.
- Vaggie: Only bites if absolutely necessary.
Feel free to suggest others!
I'm relearning how to draw and used this as reference
Silly Doodles of today. Some for @ciphercalamitiez and @dimneo1010 ♥
❤️ Val Hi! Hi!
💙 Val comfy Vel
❤️ Vox Moth Throne
💙 VoxVal A Mimir
Bonus doodles:
He activates Vibrator Mode when he is over-happy/excited!
I DISCOVERED SOMETHING AGAIN !!
Kind of random but if you were ever curious about what Valentino was saying to Angel here it is:
“So I’m thinkin, you and three huge guys are getting it on and it’s really hot and oily and then it’s revealed your on a boat and it’s sinking so you all have to cum as fast as you can”
“Have you seen temperature play vids? Lol cuz there’s gonna be ice!!!!!!!!!”
“So get that flat boney ass to the studio baby~ as you can see the ideas are f l o w i n g”
“Haha soooooo it’s been thirty seconds… don’t be like this baby”
“This isn’t cute Angel. Legit bored of this cat and mouse chase”
“Fr over it!!!”
“Fuckbing bitch!!!” (Yes, that was a typo on his part)
“Babe.”
“Angel.”
“Where the fuck are you?”
Old drawing of Alastor, Rosie, and Valentino as a moth
I'm I the only one who thinks velvette is the most insecure little troglodyte on Hazbin?? I'm I the only one seeing this ??