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ADAM & MIKA

The meeting  

(WARNING: this is a guitarhero endgame fic with past adamsapple, don't like don't read, pretend I don't exist and that's it, thanks!)

It was a beautiful morning in the garden of eden. The birds were happily singing announcing a new morning, the breeze of the wind gently rocked the trees, generating a pleasant melody that filled the entire place, the warm rays of the sun filtered through the trees creating a beautiful yellow and orange collage in the skin of the first man, Adam.  

He slowly opened his eyes, taking a moment to fully awaken, before rising with a yawn. It had been a decent night, no nightmares after what he had feel like an eternity of waking up crying in the middle of the night, maybe his father took pity of him an removed his capacity to dream, that would be the best, something he would gladly accept, why dream? When the two beings that he loved the most abandoned him without a doubt.  

Lucifer, his best friend, his guardian angel, the one that guided him on his first years of existence, the only one that didn’t kneel when god presented him because in his own words “they were equals”, the angel that had made beautiful promises of a bright future for both of them.......the angel he hated and loved.  

And Lilith, his wife, the first woman, the other half that he didn’t knew he needed, the other fundamental piece of God's plan so that both could give birth to humanity, his equal as a human....his first love and the person he though it would be by his side forever. 

He remembered the day he saw the two for the first time. 

~~~~~~*~~~~~~ 

The earliest memory he has of his existence was waking up in a room full of light, with creatures similar to him, but not exactly like him, their shape was similar to his, but most of this beings were taller, easily covering him with their body, they had wings, their body was covered by a strange material, some had two eyes, others only one eye and some had many more than two and as a weird extra, they all had a weird looking golden shape above their heads, gently floating and following them everywhere they moved.  

But despite the strange look of these beings he didn’t feel scared or threatened in any way, he actually feel at peace, at ease, like he belonged there despite so many eyes looking at him, As he moved his gaze around, inspecting his surroundings, it landed on the figure next to him. A figure that left him speechless, this one has more similarities with him, but like with the other creatures it had some differences, the middle of her body was smaller, her hair was longer and with a lighter colour, similar to the light that shined in the place, her skin a different tone just like her eyes, which also were sharper than his, but with a similar light, she was beautiful, the woman looked at him with the same curiosity.  

Before he could try to form a word, an imponent yet gentle voice filled the room, silencing the whispers of the other creatures and making both humans turn around to face the origin of it. Their father, the creator of everything, god. Their voice was strong, with clear autorithy but at the same time, it was the most calming and beautiful sound adam remembers to ever hear, no singing of any other being or instrument could compare to the beauty that it was the melodic voice of the supreme being.  

“Adam, Lilith, my perfect creations” said the being of light “I welcome you to the world” 

“w-who are you?” said the first man, in a trembling voice that was more for lack of experience that for being afraid 

“i’m your creator, you can call me father”  

After some time of pure silence and of the first humans looking at each other, both with the same confused expression, lilith asked in a curious tone.  

“why...did you create us?”  

“I created you so you can start a new world togueter, new life, a new race, the human race, that’s your purpose”   

“purpose? What's that?” asked the first men  

“It’s what gives a reason to exist to every being that I create, and yours, it’s to create new life”  

“why?” asked both humans at the same time  

To this question, god stayed silent for a whole minute, which make the angels feel nervous and start whispering again, not because god didn’t knew the answer, they knew, but their father not wanting to answer right away had a meaning none of the humans could handle, at least not yet, so, god only answered: 

“because the universe cannot exist without it” said the creator, making the angels shut their bickering again.  

Both humans stayed silent and before either of them could ask another “why?” the father of everything pointed their stare at one of the angels in the room. A short figure with white skin, his cheeks adorned with blue dots that matched with his crystal blue eyes, golden hair that was decorated with a big blue hat with a golden ribbon, and a blue tunic that moved gently with the fluttering of his golden wings.  

“Lucifer”  

At the mention of his name, the angel spread his wings and approached the center of the room where God and the humans were standing.  

“Yes, father” the angel made a reverence  

God pointed their gaze at lilith and adam again “the name of this angel is Lucifer”  

Lucifer made a reverence to both humans 

“what’s an angel?” asked lilith  

“another of my creations, his purpose is to teach and protect you, guide you through the paths of life” he pointed his stare at every angel in the room “that’s the purpose of all of them”  

At this, all the angels started to kneel, understanding the weight of their creator words. Yes, all of them, except one. The angel that was at their side, lucifer. All the room was in a dense silence, the angels looking at each other and some at lucifer without daring to say anything. The humans stared at each other, like trying to get some answers, though both of them where in the same situation, neither knew why suddendly the atmosphere had become more than tense, suffocating.  

God seemed to be staring at lucifer, with an expression no one in the room could really read, everyone were expecting, waiting for god’s next words, their next reaction.  

“Lucifer” said the lord with a calm but firm tone 

“yes, father?” answered lucifer with a smile  

“Guide adam and lilith to eden” he looked at the humans “your duty is to name all the animals and plants in the garden, let your curiosity lead you to create new things” then he looked at the other archangels, lucifer’s siblings “accompany them, any question that adam and lilith have, you shall answer them”  

“yes, father” answered the archangels at the same time  

“I will visit you once you have properly settled”  

And like that, in the blink of an eye god dissapeared. After some seconds the other angels began to get up and stretch. Their whispering started again.   

“I hope everything goes well” 

“they look so fragile”  

“do you think they can make it?” 

“I can’t believe Lucifer didn’t kneel”  

“I know, his new position is getting over his head”    

Both adam and lilith looked at each other again, restless, hesitating to approach each other wanting to search some comfort at being the only “humans” in the whole place, life? Race? Purpose? What did all that really mean?. These creatures seemed to be have a higher understanding of things, why did they needed them?  

“adam, lilith”  

Both humans turned towards the soft but playful voice 

“I’m so happy you are finally here, we all have been waiting to finally meet you!” said lucifer with a smile “I’m sure that both of you have a lot of questions, but don’t worry” he pointed his hands towards his siblings “we’ll help you understand”  

One of the angels behind lucifer reached his hand towards him, patting his shoulder.  

“yes, michael?” said lucifer with a bright smile towards his brother  

“can we talk for a moment?” asked his twin with a conflicted expression 

“right now? But we have work to do! Lilith and Adam need-” 

“I can’t believe you didn’t show respect towards father’s creations” said gabriel “you know how much father loves them, how much effort he put in making them!”  

“geez, calm down gabe, I made a reverence and that was enough for father, he didn’t got angry or complained about my behaviour”  

“wow, a reverence, how respectful” said uriel with his arms crossed and an unamused expression 

Lucifer’s smile twitched at his brother sarcasm but before he could answer, michael interfered  

“Luci, I know you don’t mean bad or try to be disrespectful, but, try to follow the protocole next time, As high of your position is now and as much patiente father has, we have to remember our place and duties, ok?” said michael, with a sincere smile, full of brotherly love towards his twin  

At this lucifer stayed silent for a moment, like analizing his brother’s words “ok mike” then, his crystal blue eyes landed on the humans, who were standing very close to each other, and looking at the tense scene in front of them “I promise to behave” said the angel with a smile that made adam’s spine shiver. 

~~~~~~*~~~~~~  

Adam blinked rapidly and shaked his head, finally standing and making his way towards the lake to wash up, breaking free from that memory that hunted his mind constantly, he tried and tried to not think about it, it hurted, everytime that he remembered lilith’s curious stare, how she smiled at him, the way she holded his hand when they were walking towards the garden for the first time, how the feel of her soft skin made him shiver and feel heat on his cheeks, it hurted, remembering lucifer’s soft touch on his shoulder, his friendly chatting and mischievous smile that filled his heart with something he couldn’t understand at the moment, it hurted, it hurted, it hurted, IT HURTS, STOP! 

His mind was begging, PLEADING for rest, so many things happened before the angel and the woman decided to leave him behind, but it didn’t matter if they were good or bad memories, they all made him feel bad, feel things he couldn’t name or understand at all, and that only served to increase his anger.  

Adam arrived at his favorite spot in the lake, he let out a little sigh of relief at the feeling of the cool water on his feet, he looked at his reflection for a moment  

“Eve” adam said in a sad tone, as if someone just asked him about who he was thinking about 

The second woman, his second wife, his third love but not less special, his other half, the person that was created from his rib to fill the void in his heart, while the extraction didn’t hurt, her creation left a scar on his body that burned once he woke up from his sleep, a burn that he could still feel once in a while, he noticed that it was stronger when he missed her, which was constantly.  

Her eyes were the first thing he saw, they were the same as his, golden, with long reddish brown hair, her skin a little lighter than his but with the same golden freckels and shine, she was a little shorter but not too much, and her smile, that sweet and kind smile that he loved so much, that made him forget about the mess in his head, the feeling of solitude 

“I’m so sorry I couldn’t protect you Eve” adam practically whimpered, feeling the hot tears running down his cheeks at the memory of eve being kicked out of eden, of her squirming and crying, trying to reach him, begging mercy from the angels, he had never see the angelic beings like that, it was the first time he felt an odd feeling towards them 

He had tried to reach her, but he was stopped, they couldn’t risk to lose him too, he tried to beg to sera, to the archangels, to every angel that was present at the moment but the decision was made, eve would be kicked out of eden for disobeying the only rule in the garden and try to tempt him to sin too, “luckily” for him the angels arrived before he could take a bite of the forbidden fruit, saving him from an unfortunate destiny. 

But the worst about all of it, as if the whole situation wasn’t terrible enough, is that she wasn’t alone in this, someone had tempted her, tricked her into disobeying god and ignoring her husband advice, the two beings that he had loved the most.... 

Adam couldn’t contain himself anymore and started crying, letting out whines of pain, letting out all the tears he didn’t though he had anymore, he already cried so much before, until his eyes hurted, until he felt like he didn’t had more tears to shed, but it seems like he was wrong.  

Why no one wanted to stay with him? Why no one choose him? Why it seemed like they didn’t cared as much about him like they said? would it be better if he took the apple from lucifer when he offered it? Would things have been different if he had the guts to bite the apple when eve offered it too? should he have fought harder to be with his wife? Was she doing ok? Where lucifer and lilith doing ok? Did they though about hi- 

The bombardment of questions in his mind suddenly stopped when he felt the soft touch of a large but delicate hand on his shoulder, soft and warm, he turned his head slowly until he found himself face to face with the owner of that hand.  

Seraphiel, or “sera” to shorten, the seraphim that was in charge of the order and correct progress in eden, it was needless to say that was not the situation right now, they had loss two humans and a powerful angel to sin, the plans for the progress of humanity had been put on hold until they could fix the current situation, the veteran angels were becoming more impatient and worried every day, and sera didn’t visit him as often as before, he was sure that she was angry with him, dissapointed, Adam was sure that they all would give up on him, that they would look for another way to give birth to the human race without him, since he was unable to keep his partners by his side. 

Adam was ready for bad news, for her to guide him to god and for his father to turn him to dust, to what he originally was, that would be merciful he though, that would stop his pain, his worries, every bad though in his mind, but no, for his surprise nothing like that happened, sera had that gentle and motherly smile she always gave to him, there was hope in her eyes, she didn’t say anything but something in her stare told him she has found the solution for all their problems.  

Without breaking her silence, she slowly moved, revealing a bright figure behind her. 

Adam was blinded for a second, before he laid his eyes on the person in front of him, it was a human, another man.....a very beautiful one.  

He was tall, taller than him, with a strong build and beauty marks in different parts of his body, his skin tone lighter than his with pink undertones, hair on his chest, arms and legs, he was wearing a short yellow chiton around his waist like him, his hair was long and blonde, some locks standing out from his shoulders, and his eyes, oh father, his eyes were sapphire blue, sharp and intense, locked on his golden ones, his pinkish plump lips curled in a charming smile that had adam practically hipnotized, he couldn’t stop looking, who...who was him? 

“adam, dear” said sera breaking her silence “this is your new husband, his name is Mika” 

“H-h-h-husband?”Adam stuttered 

Sera nooded and looked at mika “Mika, this is your husband, adam the firstman” 

Mika’s smile got wider before approaching adam and kneeling in front of him “hello adam, I’ve been told a lot about you, I hope we can get along, I’m really excited to spend time with you” 

Adam feel his body heat rise “I-I-I've been hope really excited to time with you”   

Mika gave adam an amused stare before letting out a giggle 

“sucessful introduction, excellent” the higher seraphim though to herself, now it was up to Michael. The warrior angel could do it, she was sure, after all, Michael never failed. 

(HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!! I FINALLY FINISHED THE FIRST EPISODE OF MY ADAM & MIKA (human!Michael) FIC!!! AAAAAGH I'M REALLY EXCITED! And omg, to the great writers of this fandom and any other, my respect for you is 100000 higher now, I erased so many parts of the history so many times, how do you do it?! 😭

I'll be honest with you guys, this au at first was just an excuse to draw michael x adam smut hehe but know I really want to write something more meaningful for them, and I hope to do a good job, I'll do my best for my guitarhero fellows 🤝🖤

and I know what you may be thinking, "it's ridiculous how adam is so sad at the start of the story for his past lovers but sees Mika and suddendly he's happy and in love!" adam is shocked by his new mates beauty, that's all, Michael's new body was made specifically for adam to like it and feel attracted to, BUT believe me, I plan to develop their relationship more before we start talking about real love

thanks and good night!!! 😘)

I finished the first chapter of a radioapple fanfic I'm writing if anyone is interested. I'd love to hear your thoughts :)

Angels weren't supposed to dream. Unfortunately for Lucifer he dreamt anyway.

Dreams Of The Future

WIP WEDNESDAY!!!

This is a little bit of chapter 2 of my radioapple fic Dreams Of The Future

I'm hoping to get this chapter out on Saturday but it's not even close to being finished 😭

Lucifer is actually just me with extra steps (something to live for) I think

Me? Projecting? I would never!

*rocking back and forth* it was supposed to be silly and goofy it was supposed to be silly and goofy how do I always end up here

Also the fact that this is for tomorrow's prompt and I'm still not finished because my dumb ass decided to write random prompts out of order for some reason???

At least I have day 3 finished already! That one's not silly and goofy either.. well it is until it isn't (that one's about Stolas btw so yay first Helluva fic)

This is fine

Day 2 of Fantober :))))

I kinda genuinely really like this one

So take a look and tell me what you think <3

Memories of a Pumpkin Patch

Charlie desperately wants to bond with her friends. She has the idea of using the autumn season to do it and after a lot of prodding gets Niffty to mention the pumpkin patch. Charlie loves the idea but there's one problem. They'd have to go to earth.

youre lucky tumblrs still available so i can crosspost here

@bookworm-fangirl1 and @justawasteoftime1122

IT'S YOU :0 OOOH WHEN I GET YOU

(I love your writing so much omg)

I hate to break it to you guys but I'm actually the only person allowed to hurt Lucifer and Alastor

They're my children and that's how parenting works sorry guys

Anyway I just read the latest chapter of Nothing is But What is Not and I'm in tears

Like what the fuck why can't we let them be silly and goofy what do you mean "this won't end with your return to your own world" WHERE DOES HE GO

Because again I'm the only one allowed to hurt Alastor and so it's illegal for you to kill him off

So don't do that I'm watching you

I also think Stolas might need to just go away for a bit because things get more and more depressing every time he pops up

Like I love him but goddamn the future is bleak

Charlie is kind of iconic though like she's not exactly having a funky fresh time but everything I want out of her character is happening

And the authors note???? They're literally like HEY IT'S ABOUT TO GET WORSE BTW

Okay but on a serious note if you guys have not already read Nothing is But What is Not you NEED to

It's amazing and the lore is delicious

@manicali am i proving you wrong yet

@starryeyeddreamer21 i got the idea of making this a fic from your comment so you have to claim partial responsibility for this mistake /j

SCREAMING ‼️‼️‼️ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Deals and Devotion

Alastor x reader (no smut), reader x Vox one sided

Tw: talk of war, spying, imprisonment, possessiveness

@markster666

Had to use the night sky prompt and give it my own twist.

“This is the second time you have killed an assassin from Vox tech, my dear. Your reputation may never recover.” Alastor grinned, towering over your form.

“Everyone knows I only have a reputation because you allow it, Sir. Something I am eternally grateful for.” Y/n beamed up at the fearsome Overlord, eyes full of devotion.

You would never be able to repay him for your freedom, but you were determined to do your best to serve him for as long as he wished.

The night he had dueled Vox, you managed to escape the prison that Valentino had placed you in. You were a powerful sinner, but it had been your beauty and talent that had landed you on the Vee’s radar.

Velvette had been a tyrant, and you could have dealt with that. Valentino wanted you to be one of his many video girls, and you told him you worked better off-screen. Even in hell, you could help him gather blackmail and information, but Vox?

Vox wanted to own you. In every way that someone could own someone. He had been fixated on you since your face had reflected on his screen. You had been an actress during the age of the silver screen.

Dark wavy locks, hourglass curves, and dripping sensuality that lead heroes and villains to their knees for you. Sex personified in a tight black dress with a slit up to your thigh, a fantasy.

That you had used your looks and skills of seduction to lead German officers to their deaths during the Second Great War just made you more appealing to him. You were a status symbol, the woman who had never submitted, no matter the cost. He was obsessed with the you that had existed as a character, and he demanded that you be that for him forever.

When you refused to submit, they imprisoned you in their tower. They were sure that a few years in solitary would change your mind.

You were thankful that Vox had allowed you screens in your cell. The thought of years without stimulation would have broken you, but Vox felt that if you saw his success, you would change your mind and call him. That you would take his deal.

News of the Hazbin Hotel amused you. Watching Charlie Morningstar's attempts at helping stirred something in you.

You had been that optimistic once when you were alive. You had done terrible, despicable things because you had hoped for a better future, but inside, you loved the softer and more delicate things.

You could hear Vox, and he sounded frantic, wondering what had happened. You stood up in your cell.

As Alastor’s voice filled the entire city and caused the blackout, the bars of your prison sprung free, and you escaped without a second thought.

You ran to the hotel and pleaded with the Princess to allow you to work for her in exchange for staying at the hotel.

Charlie was more than happy to offer you a position. She walked over to help you up, and you were sure your life would improve. Angel, who had hesitated to speak to you at first, relaxed towards you as your style shifted from body-hugging, impractical dresses to something more classic and subtle.

Until a few days later, when Alastor had gone out. Vox showed up.

You knew there was no escaping the Vees; they had eyes everywhere, but Vox was furious despite his tender tone.

“Y/n, come back, princess. You have my word that I will not put you back in prison…if you take my deal.” Vox offered pleasantly in front of the hotel as you watched from one of the windows. Your heart beat wildly in your chest as the panic rose and consumed you

You knew he could be persistent, and even if Vox couldn’t harm you or Charlie, he would make life difficult for all.

First, the electricity that ran the hotel would be inconsistent. Then alcohol stopped coming in, and the food. Alastor could quickly fix these things, and you feared that the powerful Radio Demon resented you. Eventually, it was too much to ask of Charlie and the rest to sacrifice for you.

Alastor remained uninterested in you despite Vaggie and Charlie singing your praises. They had hoped that your skills with radio technology would encourage him to take more of an interest in you.

You had nothing to offer the radio demon that he would want. Vox didn’t just wish for your soul. He wanted your devotion, he wanted to feel wanted, and you were good enough to make almost anyone believe that. Anyone that would have been interested.

You had lost all hope and had been ready to leave without telling anyone. You were prepared to submit, to break under Vox. Perhaps if you made him believe that you had realized the error of your ways, he would only torture you a bit.

You had dolled and fixed yourself up but found yourself reluctant to leave. Your heels click, clacking across the hotel tiles in circles. Your sexual reflection mocked you from every mirror and reflective surface as you walked. You had only enjoyed a short taste of freedom, of feeling like yourself.

“Where are you heading to, my dear?” Alastor had questioned as you passed by one of his shadows. You had wandered by his room, trying to gather the will to walk out.

“I doubt it would interest you much, Sir.” you smiled sadly, and as you looked up at him, you realized that you would miss his voice, his presence. Vox would make sure of that.

He looked over your form with cold, dispassionate scrutiny. Distaste evident in your attire.

“I wouldn’t have asked if it didn’t interest me.” Alastor moved towards you, tapping his cane impatiently.

“Of all the Overlords in Hell, Sir, you have the best voice. I…” Your voice trailed off as you saw into his room. The blinking lights of lighting bugs distracted you.

“I am waiting for an answer, dear,” Alastor spoke more firmly as his face searched yours as if he would divine what you would say.

“I will tell you, Sir, if you allow me to speak to you inside your quarters and come out unharmed.” Your voice quivered as you looked up at him.

He tilted his head to the side, amusement in his eyes even as his predatory smile sent every nerve on your body on edge. Perhaps he could give you a quick end.

“I don’t think anyone has ever asked for such a thing. Come in, darling.” Alastor purred as he moved aside for you to walk in.

You walked in and were immediately mesmerized by the sight of the night sky above you, the sound of a southern night. How did he manage to get the sounds of nature here? To have stars twinkling above you, the scenery was more beautiful than you could have ever hoped to see again.

If you went back, the only lights you would see would be electric for the rest of eternity. You were sure that Vox would chain you to his quarters.

Your gaze remained fixed on the stars, unknowingly

You asked him to please apologize to Charlie and Vaggie when he said.

“Apologize for what? and you have not answered me yet, and I have upheld the end of my bargain.” Alastor grinned widely, expectantly.

The words tumbled out of your mouth that you were going back. That you couldn’t ask them to hold Vox off indefinitely, that you had nothing to offer Alastor that he would want, that maybe if Alastor killed you, it would be quick, that would be preferable—the brutal honesty of someone about to face their end.

“And your soul, darling?” Alastor questioned.

“It is the only piece of myself that remains to me. I'd rather keep it, Sir.” You said with finality.

“Your body, dear?” He questioned, but his eyes held no passion or desire, just curiosity.

“I know better than to offer that to you, Sir. It would be like offering meat to a vegetarian,” you replied incredulously, unable to hide your wide smile into something more demure and mysterious. The joyful relief at laughing like that brought tears to your eyes. The laughable idea that he would want such a thing from you.

“Am I not attractive, dear?” He asked menacingly. Most people would have faltered at such a question.

“I did not say that, Sir. I may be built like this, but it takes effort to manifest my sexual aura. You, Sir, do it as easy as breathing, but everyone knows that those things don’t appeal to you..” You said in a sincere tone.

“Ha! That is good of you to recognize about me. You have no idea the number of sinners I had to devour before they stopped trying to seduce me. The things you say, dear, you certainly know how to get someone’s attention, and so candidly, it’s refreshing.” Alastor’s smile softened with delighted surprise.

“It will be the last time I will be allowed such a luxury, Sir. I am glad that it amused you.” There was no revulsion in your face as he had talked about his cannibalism, no judgment regarding his lack of other appetites. You had equated his preference to something others would never question. You surprised him.

You looked away from him to gaze up at the sky again, unaware of how he gazed at you. He took your heartfelt words of praise towards his room as an artist takes compliments.

“Thank you for allowing me this, Sir.” You sighed contentedly, and you gifted him with a fond smile and determined eyes. Ready to meet your fate with a little bit more valor than you had started with.

“It will not be the last time you are allowed such a thing…” Alastor trailed off as he walked to your front, blocking your way out.

You gazed up at him, unsure.

“Your willing presence here with me as my… personal assistant will drive Vox insane. As long as you help me and fulfill your tasks, I will ensure he and the other Vees do not lay a hand on you.” Alastor finished before holding his hand out to you to shake.

You looked at his sharp claws, so reminiscent of Vox’s and even more fatal than any of the Vee’s. There were always choices, and if you were bound to an Overlord, you preferred one that allowed you to be yourself.

You shook his hand and accepted his proposition. A weight settled on your throat, and as your fingers rose to meet it, you felt the outline of a metal choker and briefly wondered if you had made the correct choice.

“Go back to sleep, Pet tomorrow your work begins.” Alastor demanded as he opened the door to the hallway. You walked back to your room with one of his shadows following you.