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jacob bertrand alphabet fluff
summary: alphabet fluff with jacob bertrand
warnings: swearing, really random, and a bit sexual
slater’s note: it’s been awhile LMAO IM SO SORRY
ass - likes to grab/slap your butt like all the time because he just is a touchy person like that… and the butt is something he likes to touch
best friend - you guys were best friends before the two of you started dating and still continually act like best friends but who kiss each other… if that makes sense
cooking - you guys try to cook meals together! but fail terribly because the only meal jacob knows how to cook is ramen and eggs, and he’s honestly hard to teach because.. let’s be honest he’s strong headed
dude - he calls you dude out of habit
eating you out - he likes to eat you out lmfao and he’s lowkey good at it and likes giving you pleasure
fight - he’ll fight anyone that catcalls you/is an asshole to you, like he’ll straight up square up
group chats - jacob gets wrecked in the group chats for being a simp- which is true
hoe - jacob was lowkey a hoe before dating you.. and you make fun of him for that but he really is no longer one because you have him whipped
inside jokes - the two of you have a lot of inside jokes, which was why everyone lowkey hates you because the two of you just laugh at random times
jacked - the two of you compare your muscles when flexing to see who’s more jacked
kisses - will kiss you anywhere and everywhere at all times of the day because he is clingy af. he loves kissing your cheeks the most and it usually is to surprise you.
love - i think it’d take awhile for him to admit he loves you and when he does, it slips out and he denies he says it (like when chandler said he’d loved monica and freaked out) but he does love you.. he’s just the type it’s hard for him to say
motorcycle - he buys a motorcycle impulsively which was a fun idea after about two hours until he kind of crashed and had to take it to the scrap yard
nicknames - he comes up with the most random nicknames ever, which is cringy sometimes but real cute sometimes. he also uses the most generic nicknames like “princess” and “baby”.
old - you guys sometimes bicker like an old married couple, which your friends all make fun of you for
profanities - he swears ALL THE TIME and he’ll scream random curse words at the most random times.. it’s kinda cute
qdoba - jacob sometimes goes missing a lot of the time and most of the time he’s at qdoba eating a burrito
red - your skin gets red after jacob bites you at random times and so does his when you dig your nails in his back when things get spicy
sex - sex!
t.v. - binge watching “kirby buckets” and he hates you for it because he’s a little bit embarrassed but you baby him and say how cute he is
unibrow - you pluck his unibrow and eyebrows 😭
valentine’s day - jacob spoils you on valentine’s day with kisses and flowers and balloons
wimp - you call him a “wimp” or “a pussy” whenever he won’t do something you want to do, which is a bit manipulative but he will totally do it when you call him something like that because he wants to prove that he isn’t a pussy 😭
xolo - he’s either your guys’ roommate or is the equivalent of a roommate.. meaning he shows up to your guys’ apartment whenever he pleases
yo - he says “yo” a lot (i didn’t know what to put here)
zoom - he likes to drive real fast which sometimes scares you because he thinks it’s funny and doesn’t really pay attention and doesn’t slow down until you start yelling at him.
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hawk: what are you doing?
demetri: oh uhm...
demetri: i’m trying to give you a hug?
hawk: i thought you were attacking me.