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I'm sorry, WHAT?!?!?
At this point I'm just gonna say it: Can anyone please give me a complete list of confirmed unproduced NT episodes?
So you know the whole song and dance with the timeline where Paul is cloned a bunch?
What if after finding out about it, Tinky tried desperately to find and/or create one where Ted was cloned instead?
One timeline, unlimited Teddy Bears!







RIP to the CCRP scientists.
This is happening while Bill is on the phone with Alice, who is stuck at the same school Peter attends. If Ted hadn't seen Pete amongst the infected and the idea of his baby brother being in danger was forced to the back of his mind, it would've been forced out immediately after he just saw the woman he loves die.
It all makes him snapping at Bill for wanting to save Alice much more logical, he's lost the 2 people he had left who he genuinely, deeply cared about. :'[
im fuciing. theowing up. i cant rbsThe. im so. WHAT THE FUCKKKK WHAT THE FCUK WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS. NICK AND MATT LANG WHEN I CATCH YOU. theyre so fucking trahic im actually going to sob. fucking lOOK FUCKING. HFUDHXISHD.

So for those who didn't know that several starkids cameoed in the TGWDLM Kill Count:





We now have (admittedly limited) footage of Ted with a ponytail.
You're welcome, fan artists. ;)