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Some FNAF stickers I made for a FNAF themed booth I'm a part of at school for a club fair!!!
you know exactly what it was
Free for use insult against Nicole, one use only, is as follows:
your father shot himself to not bear with the shame of being related to someone who dresses like a prostitute with diabetes
Use this format for other people too
(Major Traumatic event) (character flaw) (optional: second flaw, can be looks, hobbies, etc)
Like for Jecka:
That cop should have blown your brains out, you preppy whore, you’d be lucky to get pregnant *after* college
Or for Emily:
you’re a fucking mistake you bipolar crackhead, you can’t even deal with life, you’re so covered in scars there’s barely any actual flesh on you.
Make up your own😊
Grow a spine, please. Can’t stand to see someone as great as you be beaten down more than Ari in bed.
I'd rather not bring up traumatic events. That could really hurt someone. I'd be just as bad as they are.
Made this for fnaf sb 2nd anniversary!!(I was late lol)
This is one of my best works😼
WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87⁉️⁉️😮😵 (old-ish drawing)
NOO I DIDN'T SEE THIS YESTERDAY!! 😭😭😭😭
WHATEVER- HAPPY ANNIVERSARY FREDDY FAZBEAR 🎩 🐻 🍕💞💞💞
mom i can’t go to school today it’s a national holiday
This reminds me of the fnaf 4 Jumpscare for the mini Freddys Or did they never have a jumpscare
700 WIVES
contents: solomon x gn!reader, fluff, fluff, fluff, repost
"Is it true that you had 700 wives?"
Solomon looks up from his book to where you're lying on his bed, homework in hand. He'd convinced you to take the class "Rhetoric 101: How to Win Any Argument with an Angel Using Biblical Quotes" because he thought it'd be fun to watch you try to spark up an argument with Simeon. It was a nice perk that you could study together.
It hadn't even occurred to him that he might get mentioned in the coursework. You read over the pages, your eyes brimming with amusement.
"What could you possibly need 700 wives for?" you ask, and he shrugs. "Mostly politics and gaining land," he says, but you don't seem entirely convinced, as the corners of your lips turn upward.
"Might I remind you that this was happening during a period of 80 years?" he says, attempting to somehow save his reputation, but you just raise your brows at him.
"That's still like nine wives per year, though. How on earth did you have time for that?"
You're beginning to laugh now, really laughing, the kind that makes Solomon’s heart pound slightly and he has to fight a smile.
"What, they'd get like a month and a half each before you were on to the next one," you continue, wiping the tears running down your cheeks.
"Actually, I never even met most of them," he says, hoping to help his cause, but it only causes you to laugh even harder.
Solomon huffs and pretends to read his book again, letting your laughter subside. You slowly calm down and pick up your book but once you read the next line of your homework, you're laughing again.
"You had 300 concubines? How is that even possible?" you cackle, and Solomon rolls his eyes.
"That was a rumour. I did not have that many," he says, but you're far gone, clutching your belly as you gasp for air.
"I'll have you know that having a pact with the Avatar of Lust gives you a very high libido–" he begins.
"Oh, trust me, I know," you wheeze. He's on you in a second, pushing you down on the bed, placing a hand on each side of your head. You giggle when he presses kisses to your face, to any surface he can reach, your cheeks, your forehead, your nose.
"Stop," kiss, "teasing," kiss, "me!" kiss, he whines, but you've only just begun.
"Oh, I'm sorry, my lord, it's just that I haven't seen you in three years; you've been so busy with all your wives–"
Solomon shuts you up with a kiss on the lips, and you bury your hands in his hair, leaning into it. Your lips move against each other languidly, as he savors every inch of you, before he pulls away. He lays down on top of you, using your chest as a pillow, refusing to move an inch.
"Sol, you're crushing me," you complain, and he grumbles. He presses a kiss to your collarbone and grabs your homework, throwing it into a corner of his room, before getting comfortable again, this time crushing you a little less. You run your fingers through his hair, humming softly.
You both know that it doesn't actually matter how many wives, concubines, or past lovers he's had. Sometimes Solomon thinks that it's all just been a buildup and that none of it actually mattered.
His real life didn't begin until he met you, and he's completely fine with that.
"Sooo, did you have a favourite? Or perhaps 30 favourites?"
"Oh, shut up."
masterlist | divider by cafekitsune
NO FREDDY FAZBEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!
DONT GO ON AN EXPEDITION IN THE OCEANGATE SUBMARINE
"Har har har har har har har-"
*implodes*
ONLY 17 DAYS ARE LEFT!!
Today's date: 10/10/2023
Release date: 10/27/2023
HAR HAR HAR HAR!!!!!
Guys wish me luck I really wanna see it in the theatre but I have exams!!
ONLY 2 WEEKS ARE LEFTT!!!!!
Today: 10/17/2023
Release date: 10/27/2023
ONLY 1 WEEK IS LEFT!!!!!!
Wait I just found out that the movie will be released on October 26 in my country, not Oct 27..💀
THAT MEANS 6 DAYS ARE LEFT!!!!!!
JUST GOT BACK FROM THE CINEMA AFTER WATCHING FNAF!!!!!!
When you realize that:
This is Scott's last project...
Thank you for being in our childhood, Scott! We'll never forget you.. ♡
Har Har Har Har
🎩
No words, but….
Freddy.
Frebby..
Love da art >:3
The fact that no one has made a Pathologic animatic with Weird Al Yankovic's "Like a Surgeon" is a tragedy and I think someone should do something about it.