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dogs love me. people fear me. psychiatrists want to kill me.
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dogs love me. people fear me. psychiatrists want to kill me.
Cannot believe the fact that there is Hannibal fan art in the Capitol building, #HannibalDeservesMore has been trending for like... 15 weeks now, the entire fandom have THE most persistently chaotic and supportive energy despite the show being cancelled for five years now, yet we still don’t know if we’re gonna actually get S4. Just wild.
how do you even explain being obsessed with a cannibal. like, yeah rips people apart with his teeth and eats them. he gaslights, gatekeeps, girlbosses, AND manipulates mansplains and malewifes. even if you erase the cannibalism he is literally the worst doctor. medical malpractice is his forte. he let a man nearly die from encephalitis, gutted him and slaughtered their weird surrogate daughter in front of him. he’s evil and crazy and gay. he’s baby tho 🥰💗✨
Imagine being in full knowledge of Hannibal and Will’s extremely unhealthy, messed-up, vaguely homo-erotic codependent relationship, and then sitting there and thinking: “You know what? I’m gonna let them hang out after not seeing each other for three years. I cannot think of one (1) single thing that could go wrong there.”
no, that’s actually a very common misconception! it’s actually perfectly fine to be homophobic if you’re Jack Crawford!
people who don’t like s3 of hannibal confuse me (yes there are those people), because whilst the other seasons have as much, if not more humour than you’d expect a grisly crime procedural that’s went a little off the rails to have, season three is PEAK humour. it’s not even trying to keep up the facade that was the pretentious crime procedural. It’s *literally* a gay cannibal show by this point. You have Will, swinging from wanting to have nothing to do with / gut Hannibal, and then BAM 💥 as soon as Willoughy finds out that Hannibal has the Feels™️ for him he goes all “ALRIGHTY let’s fake-fake-break my boyfriend out of prison.” AND THE FUNNIEST PART??? JACK!!!! THE HEAD OF THE FBI’S BEHAVIORUAL SCIENCE UNIT!!! A MAN WHO HAS PROVEN HIMSELF TO BE VERY INTELLIGENT, A MAN WITH A DEGREE, just goes “Okay then Will, whatever you want 🥰”
WHAT THE HELL
I feel like collectively as a fandom we don’t talk enough about just how weird the whole Abigail situation is? Like don’t get me wrong, I’m a major murder fam truther and I still sob violently every time I think about what could have been but like… imagine you are practically an adult woman, who has just undergone one of thee most traumatic experiences, at the hands of your father, an insane man, which has more than likely left you with some trust issues toward men in general, but then along comes two more also insane men who were not only THERE when the aforementioned life-altering experience occurred, but were both DIRECTLY involved in the death of your parents. And these men, who you’ve known less than a month and quite frankly are pretty freaky and definitely psycho-sexually obsessed with each other, are trying to adopt some sort of warped surrogate-parent role, and fantasise about some suburban dream-life where they take you fishing and teach you harpsichord without even asking you, you who is a practically grown woman. and then suddenly insane man #2 has fostered some kind of dependency with you after he helps you hide a body, therefore involving him in ANOTHER life-altering experience, but oh don’t worry! he’s totally fine and normal and definitely is not like your dad, but then suddenly he is and you are faking your death, and you’re holed away from society except for insane man #2, who you love in a weird strange way, and who will look after you, and you trust him, and you trust him so much that when he beckons you toward him in the middle of a messy pseudo-divorce between him and insane man #1, you walk right into his arms and you know what’s going to happen, really, but you let it happen anyway because maybe you really were just destined to die on your father’s kitchen floor.
once you stop taking hannibal seriously and completely forget about the whole “grisly crime procedural” thing, really, it’s just a really funny comedy. Probably the funniest.