Halloween Memes - Tumblr Posts

So I found this wretched sketch I made when I was 14 or something, and now you get to share my suffering. Happy October, I hope your skeletons are adequately spooky and scary this year! ✨

I am doing normal things on this normal day preparing for a distant normal day
Boss: Carve some pumpkins for my pumpkin contest!
Me, hating my job, my boss, my co-workers, the world:

Okay so some very Halloween things have been happening to me. My mom was picking me up from work and a black cat crossed the road while she was driving. And then it happened again. Idk what that means in folklore or whatever, but I can't stop thinking about it. And then while I was waiting to be picked up from work, a whole ass swarm of bats kept flying over my head screeching (which I thought was pretty cool tbh but it's the vibes), keep in mind my work has very bright flood lights, and it's in the middle of town. Have I been chosen? Am I accepted as a spooky little monster? Do I need to practice my howling? Ohohohooo I've been waiting for this my whole life
Did this 3 times and got Parent/child incest, Monks, and Yaoi
😐😐😐
Yipee
Lol
So I guess this Halloween, I'm gonna witness parent/child incest, become so disgusted by it that I become a monk, then transition and get a boyfriend (??)
LMFAOOOOO
Fluff and smut (????????), hopeful endings (LETS GO???? But ending to what??), dysfunctional relationships (oh??)

*internal screaming*

A N G R E Y D O O T