Hahaha Love It Is Your Partner Single? - Tumblr Posts

Making a collection of stuff my partner says when I tell him about the unhinged things Sam and Dean have done or he walks in the room and watches half an episode. He's not in fandom, but he knows how to go with a bit and keep me entertained.

Dean at the end of "Born Under a Bad Sign," making sure Sam isn't possessed anymore: Sam, is that you in there? My partner: he should have grabbed Sam's crotch when he said that. Me, in Dean voice: I'd know that dick anywhere. It's the best way to tell if it's really Sammy. My partner, also in Dean voice, pretending to cock a gun: Sam's been getting hard for me for YEARS, just from one touch. That's how I know you ain't him.

Dean: *tries to get Sam laid for the umpteenth time* My partner: Dean def has a peephole, Bates Motel style, in every room so he can watch, right?

Me: *recaps the s2 finale* My partner: Yeah, I mean... you can't fuck your brother if he's dead so I guess Dean had no choice but to bring him back.

Girl talking to Dean in the bar in "Sin City:" I got to tell you, every woman in this place? They want to eat you up. My partner, in Dean voice: Sorry, only my brother gets to eat me.