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*Pyrrha and Jaune are currently on a class assignment through the Emerald Forest*

Pyrrha: Um, Jaune?

Jaune: Yeah?

Pyrrha: I was wondering, we make a great team right?

Jaune: Sure.

Pyrrha: So why don’t we lay down tonight?

Jaune: Hmm, sure. You can sleep there. *Pointing to a part of the forest floor* I’ll keep guard.

Pyrrha: Actually, I was hoping we could, you know…

Jaune: What?

Pyrrha: You know, knock boots.

Jaune: But I’m wearing sneakers.

Pyrrha: No! I mean uhh… hanky panky?

Jaune: Hmmm… no, I-I don’t follow.

Pyrrha: Uh uh. Bake the potato?

Jaune: Are you hungry?

Pyrrha: No, Jaune. I’m not hungry.

Jaune: Now, I don’t mean to brag, but I make a mean, rabbit stew!

Pyrrha: Jaune, listen to me.*Grabs Jaune’s face and pull him in* I want, to do it.

Jaune: Oooh, I see!

Pyrrha: Yes, Jaune.

Jaune: Hehehe! Nope, I still don’t get it.

Pyrrha: Oh, for Oum’s sake! Guess I’ll have to show you! *Starts taking off her clothes*