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Grinny headcanons please

Sorry it took me so long to get to this request! I’ve been recovering from a dental procedure so I haven’t been on my top game the past couple of days xD Hope it’s enjoyable even though it’s short~

Grinny Cat headcanons (OLD)

-Grinny is definitely one of the most unique Pastas in the Manor.

-Ya know how there are headcanons out there that say Grinny’s owner is Jeff, or Jane, or someone else?

-Yeah, ha. That’s funny.

-Grinny belongs to nobody but himself, and he’ll be sure to let you know that if he thinks you’re being too overbearing or lovey-dovey.

-This could either result in a rather large claw mark going up the length of your arm or a small chunk of skin being torn from your body.

-Grinny, as you can assume, can shapeshift into almost anyone, whether it’s a fictional character or a real person. He can also change his voice and speak fluently in any and all languages.

-He uses this to his advantage whenever he finds that someone deserves it, whether it’s because he’s annoyed by them or he’s just having a mean streak. 

-He once turned into Bella from Twilight and freaked BEN totally out.

-He is only nice to those who care for him and treat him nicely, though only if they don’t start thinking of him as ‘just a cat’.

-He is not your ordinary cat.

-It’s widely believed that Grinny came from hell and is the devil’s personal pet, but nobody knows for sure except Grinny.

-And he will never tell anyone.

-He enjoys tormenting his victims, any poor soul that lets him into their home as if he’s an average feline.

-Grinny and Smile have a rivalry going on.

-Grinny scares, tricks, and irritates Smile and Smile wants nothing more than to sink his teeth into the damned thing.

-But that will never happen, unfortunately for him.

-That saying that cats have nine lives?

-Yeah, well, Grinny has about thirty. 

-And he’s used around thirteen so far.

-Believe it or not, that’s impressive for something that is nearly everybody’s enemy in the Manor. Add that to the number of times people have thrown things at him and he’s managed to dodge every single one? Definitely skilled.

-He’s a pretty mysterious figure, but nobody really wants to know more just because they don’t feel like dealing with him. 

-Both Jeff and Liu are, indeed, animal people, but Jeff finds him obnoxious and Liu just... doesn’t think it’s worth it to befriend him. Even though he has tried to multiple times in the past. 

-Sally, being a little kid, can tolerate Grinny a lot more than most others, and the same goes for Grinny, at least most of the time. 

-That doesn’t mean she hasn’t received a few hisses and warning bites when she got too loveable, though.

-His normal voice to use is really deep and scratchy, but still generally unintimidating somehow.

-Everything about him lures a person in; his soft fur, the unusual color of that said fur, his wide, cute eyes. 

-But get past that and he’s a ferocious little jackass.

-The only people he actually shows real affection to is a select few, which includes Sally, Jane, Cody, and Zero, oddly enough.

-Overall he’s a sweet lil’ angel on the outside and a furry demon on the inside.