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Crowley and Aziraphale taking care of Adam and the them things me and my friend came up with

-they end up having to babysit them sometimes because Aziraphale thought it would be nice to volunteer. He thinks Crowley will hate it and he pretends to at first but he actually lets them stay up and watch scary movies

-Aziraphale would make them mac and cheese but Crowley would, after a great deal of convincing take them to the maccas drive thru

-Pepper keeps stealing Crowley's sunglasses to the point where he gives up and just gets a pair and miracles them to her size for her

-Crowley would put on a movie and plan to do The Parent Thing where you sit and pretend to watch a bit with them but leave once they're focused on the movie. He actually falls asleep and forgets to do this, waking up covered in a pile of the them and some sharpie 'tattoos'

-Aziraphale telling the them bedtime stories in a pillow fort he helped them build

-Crowley introducing the them to the concept of mattress surfing. (Aziraphale makes them all wear helmets don't worry)

-Adam using "remember that one time you tried to shoot me" as guilt material on Aziraphale

-they are the ones who take the them trick or treating no arguments

-asdfghjhd Crowley picking them up from school in the bentley

Wensleydale, at Crowley and Aziraphale: mum and dad say you guys are gay

Pepper: hang on what’s wrong with feeling happy?

Adam: are we really sure they are happy

Brian: no you idiots he means gay as in homosexual

Pepper: that’s ridiculous Brian, no one can be attracted to a house

Adam: besides, MY dad says gay people are good at dancing and can dress well

Crowley:

Aziraphale:

Crowley: well ok then

hc that Crowley needs to go into a church again but Aziraphale doesn’t want him getting hurt so Adam and The Them pull out one of these bad boys