Good Omens Incorrect Quotes - Tumblr Posts
when Adam gets into trouble at school but his parents are busy
Teacher: thankyou for coming in place of Adam’s parents, you see he started a fight-
Crowley, high fiving Adam: haha nice
Teacher:
Crowley:
Teacher:
Crowley: I'm uh, really mad
Crowley: Aziraphale is like a candle to me
Newt: awww, because he's the light of your life
Anathema: no because he wants to blow him
Aziraphale: what do you want for supper?
Crowley: you
Aziraphale: no-
Crowley: I don't have feelings for Aziraphale
Anathema: really? Because he just smiled at you
Crowley (turning around at full speed): what where?
Aziraphale: how long are you going to stand here and let them do that?
Crowley: just give them a minute
Beelzebub: *pushing on a door that clearly says pull*
Aziraphale: tell me one thing about you no one knows
Crowley: I get jealous of my phone when it dies
Crowley: Once I figure out this "self-preservation" thing it's over for you bitches
Incorrect quotes generator unexpected gems- part 1
Aziraphale: We need to distract these guys
Crowley: Leave it to me
Crowley: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Gabriel, Michael, and Beezlebub: *Immediately start arguing*
God, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don’t like this at all.
Incorrect quotes generator unexpected gems- part 2
Aziraphale: Tonight, one of you will betray us.
Crowley: Is it me, Aziraphale?
Aziraphale: No, it’s not you.
Madam Tracy: Is it me, Aziraphale?
Aziraphale: It’s not you either.
Shadwell: Is it me, Aziraphale?
Aziraphale:
Aziraphale, mockingly: Is IT mE Aziraphale?
Incorrect quotes generator unexpected gems- part 3
Aziraphale: Dammit, Crowley!
Crowley: What?! It wasn’t me!
Aziraphale: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Madam Tracy!
Madam Tracy: Not me either.
Aziraphale: Oh... Then who set the house on fire?
Shadwell: *whistles*
(Y/n): So is there a Mx. Gabriel? Or…
Crowley, in snake form coiled in their backpack: Are you flirting with the fucking archangel?
(Y/n), quietly: He’s fucking hot.
i got these options on sims 4 and had to make this meme hehe
Aziraphale: What’re you humming?
Crowley: Oh, I’ve got a Beatles song stuck in my head
Aziraphale: What song?
Crowley: I wanna hold your hand
Aziraphale: Oh, ok *grabs Crowley’s hand*
Aziraphale: So, what’s the song?
Crowley:
Crowley:*sweating profusely* Bohemian Rhapsody
Aziraphale: We all have our demons. Aziraphale, grabbing Crowley : This one is mine
TRUE also this is a Nico di Angelo quote from The Last Olympian!
it'd be a cool crossover if nico ran into crowley hanging out in a graveyard or something
(and meanwhile aziraphale meets will while doing some blessings at a hospital...)
Crowley: With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE! I got your favorite! Ineffable Wives!
I thought it would be a cute idea to switch the roles of who holding who, and let’s just say, I’m happy the way it turned out!
(I apologize how it’s a little difficult to read, I didn’t realize this until it was too late-)
Yeah I attempted to make it Christmas related but the awkward Christmas tree in the background just didn’t work
@shaddydraws character design!
Maggie: Sometimes we need to let go of the ones we love.
Crowley: If they come back, then it's meant to be.
Aziraphale/Nina both looking like they got ten min of sleep: I'm going to the store. I'll be back in ten minutes.
Crowley: Aw you have a crush on me. How cute!
Aziraphale: Crowley, we are married and we adopted three kids.
Crowley: Still cute.
Gabriel at Aziraphale's trial: Only God can judge me!
Crowley in Aziraphale's body: Heh Heh, incorrect. I can. You're a C*nt!
