Gonna Get A Cauldron And Make Kids Out Of Soup - Tumblr Posts

oh yea I’ll have kids you just won’t know where I’ll get em from they’ll show up one day and you’ll be like what gonna get a cauldron and make kids out of soup I’ll get a kid kit from ikea and build one sometimes kids fall in through my chimney my kids gonna crawl in from the drainpipe where do you get your kids from YOU PULL KIDS OUT OF WHERE?! HOW DID THEY EVEN GET IN THERE