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Hello everybody this is another hxh/Hunter X hunter scenario recently I have been looking at my old posts they are pretty bad but I just got an idea! I’m going to do the hunter X hunter characters in a group chat together let’s get into this!
Full Credit too la-squadra1234
Hxh Group chat
Feitan-what is this…
Chrollo-I don’t know I guess we’re just gonna have to find out.
Gon-OMGGGG ITS YOU GUYSSSS AAAAAAAAAAAAA
Uvo-so that’s what it would look like if I was worth to scream over text message
Nobunaga-seriously uvo that was unnecessary and hey it’s that kid that I was telling you about boss
Chrollo-I can see that you could have just walked up to me and told me that you are 10 feet away from me
Nobunaga-then I will walk another 10 feet away from you so I will be 20 feet away from you so then you won’t have to complain about it!
Feitan-he said that with passion.
Killua-what is this AAAA what are you guys doing in here!
Uvo-we were wondering the same
Feitan-uvo speak for yourself not for others.
Uvo-oh please feitan don’t act like you were not wondering the same exact thing as the rest of us!
Feitan-another person speaking with passion.
Gon-you know I really hate you!
Chrollo-who?
Gon-that short guy with black hair Who gives everybody a death stare for no reason
Chrollo-oh feitan… why do you dislike him
Killua-he said hate not dislike there is a difference
Nobunaga-damn this kid has guts he sure is bold
Uvo-and he sure knows his grammar
Gon-that feitan dude sucks I hate him he is so rude for no reason and he tries to act like he is some big shot as if anybody cares about him he is just some heartless monster!!!
Feitan-Watch yourself kid. just because you have one friend doesn’t mean you are anything special don’t get too cocky
Killua-for your information he doesn’t just have one friend he has tons of friends and I am not just his friend I am his best friend you guys suck at your grammar!
Nobunaga-says the one that probably uses Grammarly oh my bad Grammarly premium
Killua-why would I need to use Grammarly I’m not stupid
Nobunaga-I said Grammarly premium learn your grammar
Killua-i’m talking about the app name not about the exclusive stuff in the app I do know my grammar thank you very much
Gon-geez Killua that was a bit harsh!
Killua-you literally just said-you know what never mind it’s not worth it picking a fight with you
Chrollo-argument*
Uvo-* starts laughing hysterically*
Nobunaga-that was a bit harsh boss you did not have to put him in check he is just a kid you know
Feitan-and he’s also a brat and he talks too much and he’s also way too cocky that’s his own problem that he got put in check by somebody who should’ve put him in check long before.
*phinks join the chat*
Phinks-what the hell is going on here and why the hell is my phone getting blown up like crazy and what the hell is this group chat and why are the stupid kids in here!
Feitan-finally somebody who I can actually stand other than the boss
Phinks-oh hey feitan I did not even realize that you were in here
Feitan-hi… we are currently having a argument with these stupid kids they think that they know so much and it seems like Nobunaga is trying to defend them even though he should be on our side not the kids side…
Nobunaga-hey hey hey I am not on their side I am just saying we don’t have to be that harsh they are just kids
Phinks-well they certainly don’t act like kids so why do we have to treat them like kids
Uvo-he’s got a point Nobunaga
Nobunaga-uvo since when have you ever agreed with phinks
Uvo-just now
Nobunaga-wow ok then
Chrollo-stop being immature and start acting like a team everybody except for the kids
Killua-look all I have to say is that it’s your guys fault that you guys were fighting so suck it up
phinks-look kid shut up otherwise I will find you and break your jaw don’t think that I won’t.
*Hisoka joined the chat*
Hisoka-phinks I know that kid’s older brother there is no way in hell I can allow you to break his jaw let alone make threats like that so watch yourself.
Phinks-boss don’t you see that this guy is fake he is siding with the kid and he knows the kids older brother!
Chrollo-yes I can see that phinks it doesn’t matter whether he knows the kids older brother or not it’s not best to threaten to break a kids jaw in general
Phinks-OK you know what this chat is pointless it’s not getting anywhere and it’s not benefitting me in any way shape or form so I am leaving
Feitan-I agree I will be leaving as well.
Gon-finally you are going to leave I cannot stand you I hate you! You literally suck
Phinks-how about instead of breaking the other kids jaw I will break yours instead
Hisoka-and again I can also not allow you to do that
Phinks-OK you know what shut up literally just shut the hell up! Hisoka nobody even likes you in the gang you literally don’t benefit us The only reason why you are in this gang is because you beat somebody else you were not recruited you are not good enough for the team so how about you just shut up nobody wants to hear you talk or even text nobody wants to see your ugly ass text messages all right nobody wants to see your ugly ass in general so how about you take my advice and shut the fuck up
Feitan-finally somebody put that asshole in his place….
Chrollo-no snapping at each other we are a team at the end of the day all right so just stop argument if you want to leave then go straight ahead it’s perfectly fine if you leave the group chat nobody asked for you to stay but what I do ask of you cross that out what I order you to do is to not argue with each other am I perfectly clear
Phinks-yeah yeah whatever
Feitan-he deserved it but whatever you say boss..
Nobunaga-I will admit I am not fond of hisoka but that was a little harsh not even I would do that
Uvo-agreed I my make some empty threats but I wouldn’t go that far
phinks-yeah yeah whatever nobody asked for your input on the situation
*phinks left the chat*
*feitan left the chat*
* Nobunaga left the chat*
*(uvo left the earth) uvo left the chat*
*chrollo left the chat*
Killua-well at least they all left
Gon-yeah we should probably leave since it’s pointless being in this group chat
Killua-ok
*Killua left the chat*
*Gon left the chat*
That is the end everybody I hope you enjoyed the story and don’t forget if you have any request to DM me or comment!
Thank you for reading bye now!!!

Full credit to la-squadra1234
This is my account! Just so nobody gets me mixed up with a different account if someone has a similar username or something like that 😅
Can you guys imagine the potential of a trauma dump candy salad with the HxH characters like it's the only thing on my mind 😭
Gon: Hey it's Gon and my father left me when I was just a baby so I took up the same field as him so I could understand how he could abandon his newborn son.
Gon: And I brought the jelly beans!
Killua: What's up I'm Killua and since I was young my family trained me to be an assassin and when I finally escaped by stabbing my mother and assaulting my brother I was dragged away from my few moments of freedom by my over-controlling brother who stuck needles in my head.
Killua: And I brought some chocolate robots!
Alluka: It's Alluka! And I was closed off from my family because they feared my abilities/wanted to control me and was continually dehumanized and misgendered by them and for a good portion of my life I was separated from the only person who saw me as a person.
Alluka: And I brought some mentos!
Kurapika: Hello, I'm Kurapika and all my friends and family were slaughtered by a notorious gang who stole their eyes and sold them on the black market, now I'm empty and angry at the same time and will dedicate my life to revenge at the cost of my life.
Kurapika: And I brought sunflower seeds!
Leorio: Heyyy it's Leorio and my motivation to become a doctor comes from the fact that my childhood friend died because of a preventable disease all because he didn't have the money to afford healthcare.
Leorio: And I brought Warheads!
Kite: It's Kite and I met Ging
Everyone: We're so sorry man that's tough (╥﹏╥)
Hisoka: I wasn't invited but I came anyway~
Hisoka: I like kids :)
Everyone: *sideyes*
Hisoka: I brought my restraining order 🥹
if hxh characters had a powerpoint night
kurapika: why what im doing is morally okay
leorio: 10 reasons why i think humor is a normal coping mechanism
gon: why we should never use math again :)
killua: 26 reasons why you should give me a 70% cut of all the chocolate you purchase
hisoka: a comprehensive list of who i wanna fight with my bungee gum and why
illumi: why i'm a good big brother (killua, pay attention mom and dad helped me with this.)
chrollo: is therapy really a necessity? the answer might shock you
feitan: is reading important?
phinks: why i think supreme is the best clothing line
kite: fellas is it gay to chase your mentor around the world for a crumb of validation
pariston: why i'm better than all of you
ging: i left to get a gallon of milk and never came back, heres why
shizuku: i cant be pretty and know math
machi: 15 things you can do before accepting a date with hisoka
pakunoda: 12 reasons why u should adopt a cat and slap phinks (in this order)
shalnark: all of us should have fruity bat phones
bisky; why i listen to meg thee stallion and U should too
milluki: who is hatsune miku and why am i dating her
uvogin: gyms are a scam, here's how i came out shredded as fuck
nobunaga: my hair regimen (phinks please pay attention.)
franklin: why nobunaga should talk way less
genthru: how to be absolutely Godlike in fortnite.
kalluto: what to do if your brother doesnt come back home? join the troupe, hi im kalluto
mummy guy: why im useful to the troupe
mereum: chess. lets talk about it.
pouf: why its homophobic that mereum pays attention to komugi
pitou: why pouf should stop talking
youpi: im hot as fuck and heres why
cheetu: i do not sound like the laffy taffy song guy please.
silva: why my finishing move is sitting on someones face *pic of chrollo looking absolutely terrified*
alluka: 3 reasons why ponies are superior to u and why i need one
cheadle: if murder was legal id kill pariston heres why
Bisky: Are you always this upset when you loose?
Killua: I'm not!
Gon: ...
Gon: What about the Great Jenga Tantrum of 9:35?
Killua: YOU BUMPED THE TABLE AND YOU KNOW IT!!
ALL OF THEM HAVE THE SAME ENERGY AND WHAT ABOUT IT...
Hunter × Hunter is nice so far.
my piece for the @hxhadventures form a bit ago!
Hunter x Hunter (2011)
hunter x hunter manga icons