Gold Life - Tumblr Posts
@romangolden68 came in the gym one evening and saw me, working out my glutes and he came up to me, shared his gold protein with me but something started happening..something bubbling up inside..and then..BUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRP! Shocked that came out of my mouth..my head got fuzzy..i grabbed Roman made him kneel down..put my glutes on his face as another bubbling happened..a big protein toot came out of my glutes...PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT right in his face..it stank like a bomb went off..huhu...Roman sniffed my glutes more, his face getting dopey..i let him go..looked at him and he was dumbly laughin like my gassiness fried his brains and changed him into a more dummer golden bro
@golden-logan10 and i got thru to Mr. Olympia so here me posin 1st fer the judges but then mah bruh joined in..they couldnt resist the both of us 2gether as they and the audience creamed their pantz wit gold coz of how hot we are esp wit our new mohawks bruhs and it gr8 to be so masculine and alpha and golden..even the rest of the Golden Army came out to cheer us both on
Yooo we have a new recruiter @brodygold welcome to the recruitment team bruv! Anyone who wanna join da team or be a waterboy or mascot etc hit either of us up
@golden-logan10 and i got thru to Mr. Olympia so here me posin 1st fer the judges but then mah bruh joined in..they couldnt resist the both of us 2gether as they and the audience creamed their pantz wit gold coz of how hot we are esp wit our new mohawks bruhs and it gr8 to be so masculine and alpha and golden..even the rest of the Golden Army came out to cheer us both on