Gods Romcom Without The Rom - Tumblr Posts

Knowing me is great because you’ll walk into a room on a regular fucking Tuesday and our interaction will go something like this

“Hey have you seen-”

*lying flat on my back on the floor in the middle of the room staring at the ceiling barely breathing and in intense pain* “hey what’s up?”

“Are you good??”

“Shhh the joke is that you’re up cause I’m on the floor get it?”

“Are you good?????”

(Based on a real interaction I had with one of my roommates at a summer camp)

My little brother was like “I made you dinner!!” So I was like “aw thank you!!! what is it?” And he goes “a turkey sandwich :]” and then I witnessed him go through all 5 stages of grief as he remembered I’m vegetarian

He was trying his best 😔

Ya know what I’ve changed my mind my life is not a romcom it’s a psychological horror film.