Glimmer Is A Playa - Tumblr Posts

Horde Soldier: Commander Catra! we are receiving a hail from Brightmoon requesting you!

Catra: Probably Adora or Scorpia finally coming to their senses and begging to comeback, patch it through!

Glimmer (On view screen): Hey Catra.

Catra: What do you want?

Glimmer (After a Pause to eat a bite of cookie): For you to start hitting on Lonnie.

Catra+Everyone else in the room:...wat?

Glimmer: Well she’s really hot, and well (Camera zooms out to reveal Glimmer laying in Scorpia’s lap while Adora feeds her cookies,) Odds favor that if you and her date she will end up here with me,

(Catra’s eye twitches)

Glimmer: Plus Shadow Weaver keeps baking way to many of these “Best student ever” cookies, and that’s not even getting into the “second daughter i never had” cakes she bakes, And well the Horde isn’t giving me enough of a work out to burn all these calories, so i figured Lonnie would be able to help with that, (Winks)

Catra:...Lonnie!

Lonnie:...

Catra: Lonnie i’m talking to you... (Sees Lonnie is gone and a sign in her place reading “Gone to get sweet food and Sweeter thighs, Be back never.”)

Catra: HISSSSS!