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Office Pig Eats a Dozen Donuts [$15]

Your coworker has really been packing on the pounds lately. So much so that the rest of your colleagues have begun calling him the Office Pig behind his back, pointing out his round gut and ill-fitting clothing. He seems in complete denial, walking around in a shirt several sizes too small and calling every day his "cheat day" as he gluts on all the office treats. One day he comes in to see a box of donuts, a small, chiding note on the lid that he quickly rips off before stealing the whole box in outrage. Little does he know you planted that box just for him, and you watch as he devours the entire dozen, just waiting for the first button to fly. How long will it hold against the Office Pig's growing belly?

This video is 13 minutes of me grunting and stuffing myself with a dozen Krispy Kreme donuts and whole milk. Weight gain denial, messy stuffing, and button pops galore! DM me to purchase the video for only $15!

What the hell have I done to my body?