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This is how the golden age of piracy ended.
fucking crying my friend made this for me ive never been so exposed in my whole life im rolling on the fucking floor 😭😭😭





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link to the og inside out ted meme thing post cuz i didnt make it here !
Bly: We’re kind of missing something guys. Ponds: Cohesion? Rex: Teamwork? Cody: A general sense of what we’re doing? Wolffe: And Fox is not here. Ponds: Oh, and that, yeah.

im back with a new shitpost 😻
aka how the bruford x squire fight really went down (ft jon)
anyone else cry uncontrollably after seeing omega all grown up?

reunion
The fact that "Javert t'es Amoureux" is a song and it was released by the man who played Javert in the original French stage cast of Les Miserables it's absolutely insane in the best way possible and I think we don't talk about it enough
Manburg festival execution but tommy dies
Context: I was writing a comment on an epic YouTube animatic and got carried away ⬇️






Oh man I love writing angst
I actually wrote this like plotting an animatic so it’s kinda of not emotional but imagine
tw: animal death
me, sobbing abt the fact that my horse might be put down:
my best friend, telling me jokes to cheer me up: what do you call a horse without a head? dead.
hollow knight au where the infection never happens bc when the pale king decides to supplant the radiance and receives his premonition that she’ll destroy his kingdom, instead of immediately taking this as confirmation that committing genocide against the moths Even Harder is the right course of action and creating his own self fulfilling prophecy
he goes to his wife about his newest trippy vision and the white lady is like “well honey maybe you should leave the moths alone and not make an enemy of the radiance in the first place”
and tpk goes “hmm i REALLY do want to be the only light god in the area but thats a fair idea that i would never have thought of on my own” and then Leaves The Moths The Fuck Alone
HOWEVER despite averting One potential crisis tpk still thinks the void is his personal stimmy slime that he can use as artisanal clay to make himself lots of cool toys with
and when radi is like “thats a god you dingus look i have them blocked on twitter because i hate their baba is you takes and everything, maybe you should Not Do That” tpk ignores her out of spite bc he Wanted To Be The Guy and his wife-advised nonaggression policy with her ruined that cherished dream
so eventually the void gets annoyed with the pale king not respecting their boundaries and Vores Him Anyway A La Canon
(yikes! says unn; I Told Him So says the radiance; This Is Really Fucking Funny says grimm who just warped in hoping this upheaval will provide enough chaos to give him snackums)
and hallownest is in danger of falling into ruin ANYWAY because now the white lady is too busy lying on the floor being sad to govern

Add another one to the list of hilarious examples of why generative AI doesn't produce correct answers, just statistically likely ones.
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life becomes so beautiful when you start cooking rice in liquids other than water