Fuck My Parents - Tumblr Posts

So you know....my hands and legs are fucking barcode and I wear long sleeves....but it's warm so I decided to wear shorts but still long sleeves....

and my mum was 'why aren't you wearing short sleeves'

I said nothing.

And when I was doing the dishes she rolled up my sleeve and saw what she saw....scars. And she was 'really ?'

Then she left the kitchen because she was working in the meantime....and when I went upstairs to give her coffee she asked about my cuts .... 'when ? Why ? You really can't stop ? You know you won't be able to hide it. Now you're doing it somehow but summer is coming and you'll have to wear short sleeves'....

well....nice.... that's funny attitude

I can write them a long ass list about things they don't know about me....I think they will have fun

My "dad" calling me "stupid, weird, crazy and psycho" hits a bit different especially during the argument about me using too much computer....

I just realized that my "parents", especially my "dad", 'trained' me....

The front doors open, I run downstairs

They call my name, I run downstairs or to them without any questions

Whatever they say, I agree and nod

They trained me really good so if someone in the future decides to make me their dumb puppy know that I am already well-trained, just change some commands