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Considering the fact I've never drawn him before I think I did pretty okay! I also tried to do the like,,,blinds effect in every black & white mob/detective film
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I request Al Capone head-canons.
Sure thing! ^^ I hope this is what you wanted!
Dating Al Capone Would Include:
This gangster wants to show you full support, so whatever you do, he will be there to compliment you. With his hat taken off, a sly smile on his face and a little wink. Beside that, he tries to give you everything for whatever you are doing. Especially if you need something from the museum. Al is more than happy that he can help you somehow.
If you are sad for some reason, Al tries his best to make you happy. He cracks a few jokes and hugs you. Let me tell you that he is actually a very good hugger. If his jokes don’t work, you two can go to a little corner and cuddle. He’s totally fine with that. Even if you fall asleep on him. He thinks it’s super cute.
However, if you are the type that doesn’t really like public affection, Al respects that and tries to learn your limits. Let’s say that the maximum you would want to do in public is holding hands. That’s perfect for him. He’ll make sure to use it any time he is able to.
He would like to watch some movies with you. Al is interested in how people think the mafia works. Whenever something isn’t accurate, though, he will get mad, of course. Hopefully he won’t break the TV if he sees something too inaccurate. If that happens, he’ll apologize after a few minutes of awkward silence.
I hope that you can calm down Al when he has a fight with Napoleon. They like to fight a lot and sometimes it ends in something breaking. It ends in that and them yelling in French or Italian. It’s actually very funny to watch but if you don’t want them to destroy an antic vase or something, you better stop laughing and help them calm down.
You can’t avoid meeting the other three (Ivan, Kahmunrah, Napoleon). Al is mostly jealous if you talk to Napoleon and that ends in an argument, of course. Like, why are you talking to the French Toast? Ivan and Kah don’t really interact with you, though. Kah is too busy with his plan and Ivan simply respects your relationship with Al.
He LOVES to play games with you! If you want to play hide and seek with him, he’ll instantly close his eyes and starts counting. Deep down, Al is just a little kid and these are the moments when you realize that. He loves board games too, especially Monopoly. Al wants to win, of course, so you won’t have an easy job defeating him.
Mr. Capone will use cute nicknames for you. That’s a threat. Whatever pronouns you use, he’ll most likely call you doll or something similar. If you want him to use something else or there’s an inside joke between you two, he’ll use that too. The inside joke nickname will probably confuse the others but that’s what makes it even funnier.
Al never wants you to know about how he ended up in jail and how he looked like back then. He had a pretty bad breakdown when he figured it out, so he can’t imagine what your reaction would be. If you tell him that you already know, he’ll be a little scared at first but after you tell him that you love him nonetheless, he will be very thankful.
Al’s boys are basically your family now. They protect you like you are their little sibling. Not only because Al asked them to, but because you are their boss’ s/o, which means that you really are family now.
He probably asks you if you like to dance and if you say yes, he’ll teach you the dance moves of his time. You get an extra point if you play music from the 20′s when you dance with him. Maybe the boys will join you too but that’s not for sure.
That’s everything I could come up with for now! I hope you liked it! ^^
For a work in my art classes, I had to do caricatures! And what better subjects than some NATM 2 vilains?
My favorite is Al’s drawing, but they all look so funny :’)
It will never get old.
Is it just me or they are the same picture? XD
Poor Ivan…
He looks like their mom. Just watch him scolding Al:
Yo!! Hello my friend!! I loved your Al Capone Headcannons ask, can you do more of him? He's so underappreciated! What about a fluff or angst headcannon of him and the reader/SO?
How about fluff and angst! ^^
He is underappreciated, I know, and it hurts. LOOK AT HIM. If the deleted scenes were included and more well known, I bet he’d be way more popular ^^
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Fluff:
· When he was alive, he liked to drive you around in his car/s. He would even let you drive. Even better if you sat in lap while driving. (Hey! It was the 20’s-30’s. You go out into the country, and you can do whatever you like. Road rules? What?).
· The! Old! Fashioned! Nicknames! I know, you use them now too, but they just come out better from a man who’s legit black and white and from the time. Doll, dollface, baby doll, baby girl.
· Pssst, listing those nicknames made me think he would really like to be called ‘Daddy’. And he kind is one, so enjoy if you’re into that.
· So much affection that Ivan is off to the side just deeply sighing the whole movie and Napoleon is constantly asking if you two can please get it together and be professional, mon dieu!!
· *Hands you his gun* “Hold this for me doll, I gotta kick that ass over there real quick.”
· He would be very happy to live in a tent if it was with you. Can you imagine all the snuggling and *Cough cough* other things that would go on then? He’d love that. Very intimate.
· Last time I wrote headcanons for Al I mentioned that he likes to get you in trouble by making you laugh. I want to emphasise HOW OFTEN THIS HAPPENS. Like 5 times every time Kahmenrah is having long drawn out speech time.
Angst:
· Well, there’s the obvious and heartbreaking idea that… he wakes up in the museum 62 years after he died, plus half his men, but you aren’t among them.
· As a gangster (Disclaimer: I’m not going to try and tell you that the romanticised version of a 1920’s bootlegger is the true reality of what they were, because it’s not. But, as we are looking at the goofy ass, slightly insane, 2009 Jon Bernthal character, we can take some creative licence) his family, and definitely his partner is so important to him. Nothing and no one hurt’s them. He treats them like royalty, they are the most important thing to him.
· And waking up, 62 years after he died just to find that his other 3 quarters didn’t, will tear him apart. If you were in the picture and this happened, Al would not have been the silly jokester that nicknames Napoleon Bonaparte ‘French Toast’ and makes a ‘guh’ sound when he tries to shoot from his plastic gun. No, no, no. We would have met a much more stone-faced character.
· There’s also the notion that you’re relationship with him was on the outs and falling apart when he died because he was in prison, and you weren’t. So, he woke up, and thought he’s free! He can be with you, you’ll be happy again! But of course, his happiness goes to waste -worse than to waste. He’s kicked in the groin by hope, - because you aren’t there anyway.
· If that was what happened of course his greed and enjoyment of killing would still pull through and stay bright as some of his biggest characteristics, and he would still help Kahmenrah because of that.
· But he would be secretly so relieved and happy when the tablet is taken away again. Because in his head, he’s dying again. He’ll be where you are.
· Also, cruel side note, Kahmenrah would totally take advantage of the obviously hurt gangster and add that if Al helped him defeat Larry of Daily Devices and bring back his army of the dead and take over the world and all that, he could bring you back to Al, too.
NoBoDY caN DIviDe ThiS HoUSe!
Jon Bernthal as Young Al Capone NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM: BATTLE OF THE SMITHSONIAN (2009)