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My soul is getting cut to pieces bit by bit as the hour grows closer to midnight, so... Vomit of words time-

Fem Vox Headcanons

Now, vox is already in a "relationship" with Valentino, but that mess ends every week so she thought maybe she could look for something more permanent?

(If not, just to make him more jealous-)

So, as she looked for someone to her standards, she of course came to encounter Reader!

... Encounter is a strong word since she was just looking through cameras however nonetheless she did.

Reader... Was someone that she can say was "normal" in earth standards, and a complete freak for hell standards.

No strong physic or specialist in any kind of weaponry, not even rich.

For fuck sake he followed road laws!? Who the fuck does that!?!

Although nothing made her stop either.

All cameras were on him, seeing what he did.

What he worked with, what he had fun with, how he smiled, how he breathed-

Velvette said one time that she was obsessed with something again but she fucking wasn't.

She just was determined to... To...

Explain him. Yeah that was it!

Didn't make sense why he had survived for so many time in hell, so she had to explain it! A challenge only a genius like her could resolve.

Of course, as he was her little question, she needed to make sure he was safe all times.

She need to make sure he was in a controlled environment too. She could just hire him. To what? Didn't matter, she just needed him close.

And since she was The overlord of all hell she could throw her charm on him, to see his reaction. Then she would know the answer.

She would get to the bottom of this

And she would love it.

Fem Alastor and fem Vox who are interested in the same person 👀

Fem Vox AND Alastor Headcanons

Usually their rivalry is... One sided to say the least, Alastor not caring much for Vox "threats" and Vox being unable to ruin anything Alastor does.

However

That came to a end when Reader came to the picture.

He lived in the Hazbin Hotel and worked at Vox TV network, so both overlords were familiar with him.

Really familiar

One could say they were both stalkers by the way they watched their every move. Through the shadows and cameras around the city, both kept a eye on him.

To protect of course.

To Alastor, he was a interesting little toy she could play around.

To Vox, he was her most precious being to admire (she officially had said it was a "Science Experiement" but that was a unusually very bad lie from her)

The most incredible thing really wasn't the fact two overlords were after one sinner.

It was that they only met each other when they would first confess their love.

It was a usual day, and by "usual" it meant Alastor had dragged her darling to a fancy restaurant so she could watch him skirm in seeing cannibals having fun.

Although strangely it was just a normal restaurant. Well, as normal as one in hell can be that is.

He kept caution, but Alastor didn't even mind, just asking for the food they wished.

The two talked in a strangely common matter. No talking about dead bodies or blood.

Of course she did keep making him blush with the shower of compliments she gave him.

Eventually she would get up and kneel by his side, grabbing his hand and looking into his eyes.

"You are the most interesting thing I found in this unending nightmare, you know that? And... I wished to be you for a moment, So that I could confess to myself, All of you that's inside me, That you love me with an endless love~"

A blush raised to his cheeks, his heart beating like a drum.

Only for a loud sond to interrupt.

"READER I FUCKING LOVE YOU YOU WANNA BE MY BOYFRIEND!!??"

He looked to the side to see outside the windows of the restaurant Vox with a huge band behind her playing a love song, while in her screen was a huge heart.

That made him blush harder, even start sweating bullets.

Although that was probably because of Alastor growing into a giant beast ready to pound on her.

Now, to cut the massacre that happened in that restaurant because of both parties, let's just say both were still alive because of Reader.

He weren't going to lie, he found both of them hot as hell. Not only in looks but in personality too (at least when they weren't being egotistical)

So, he agreed in dating only if they both would settle their "rivalry"

It was of course crazy to expect them both to simply stop despising each other because of a "lover"

It was what happened however.

In paper that is.

Because while both of them stopped trying to kill each other. (Took a week to at least stop definitely)

They still fought tooth and nails to get the better of the other.

To show who loved him more.

Although being completed honest Vox was still really excited for a threesome for some reason-

"I take it as your comfortable in your new job?"

"Y-Yeah."

"Awww~ that's great honey~ I sure you be able to get very far as my assistant."

"... Don't you already have a assistant?"

"Yes, but you're the assistant of the assistant."

"... Shouldn't I help him?"

"You're helping him~"

"I don't u-understand how sitting in your lap while you p-pet me is helping-"

"How about you stop with the questions and just... Enjoy~"