Featuring Sparky The Rotom - Tumblr Posts
So is your failed thief of a bird!
- Colanda Achroma
---[Post Edit] Bzzt!
Please don't mind her. She's protective of her food!
- Sparky the Rotom
Pelipper NAB
A Pelipper flies in and attempts to take the nearest object!
( - @pebbin-on-the-sea )
What the-
Keep your dirty talons off my garlic toast!
- Colanda Achroma
Chili said he's stopping by in a bit.
...
...
...I crave tortellini.
- Colanda Achroma
---[Post Edit] Bzzt!
You're making pasta again???
Daaaaaaaaad-
[Posted to Rotumblr.]
- Sparky the Rotom
I hate flossing.
- Colanda Achroma
---[Post Edit]
?
- Sparky
Bzzt!
Landa is not glancing at her phone and squee-ing.
She is also not excitedly telling Chili about whatever it is she saw.
- Sparky
---[Post Edit] shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up
- Colanda Achroma
[Video ID: Landa, without her glasses, is holding a Gliscor-infused purple paraglider over her head. She's on a rock that has multiple "landings", and has chosen the second-lowest of them to test the glider's proficiency.
[She inhales deeply, and lets it go. Then she adjusts her grip on the glider. "Ready!" she calls out to someone unseen.
[When she appears to have gotten confirmation from the unknown observer, she starts running for the cliff's edge. The glider fills with air, and the flaps begin to flutter.
[Landa flings herself over the edge. As she does, she shuts her eyes and clings tight to the glider's handles. She takes another deep breath. There's a wind at her back. It pushes her and her vertical sail towards a snowy forest.
[The paraglider does not bend to the weight beneath it. Its flaps flutter as if they had been sent into the air by themselves.
[Landa... Lands on one foot right beside the forest. The other falls in front of it. Her back is now to the camera. Her boots grind into the snow. She releases her breath, and glances back the way she came.
[There's electronic-sounding whooping and hollering from behind the camera.
[Landa flushes red. She folds the paraglider in half. Then she brushes loose blonde hairs behind her ear.
["U-um," she says, smiling somewhat. "That wasn't... Too bad. Think I should go a bit higher, Sparky?"
[/End video ID]
Bzzt! I think she's already gotten the hang of this!
- Sparky
im not the problem im not the problem im not the problem im not the problem im not the problem im not the problem im not the problem
stop treating me like a therapist stop treating me like a therapist stop treating me like a therapist stop treating me like a therapist stop treating me like a therapist-
[Voice-recorded and posted to Rotumblr via Rotom.]
- Colanda Achroma
---[Post Edit] Sparky.
Why did you hit record?
Why did you post this?
What.
Is wrong.
With you?
- Colress Achroma
---[Post Edit] I apologize for my daughter's mental state being on full display. That first post in which Landa reacts to the situation outdoors should have been marked as being posted by a Rotom. It shouldn't have even been posted.
I have possession-proofed Landa's phone until further notice. This also means I currently have access to her Rotumblr account.
For those wondering: the irate old woman was removed from the area by authorities. Her grandchildren have been handed off to their parents.
That is that. Thank goodness.
- Colress Achroma
//Hey. Remember when I said Colress would only show up in special circumstances?
//This is that!
It's easy, it's a rock and it's cool.
[Audio ID: A long, frustrated cry, followed by a flurry of "Pans" and "Sears".
Translation (Provided by Sparky the Rotom): "Daaaaaaaaad, where's the geology book? I wanna know what this is!"]
- Otus the Pansear
Um.
Dad's figured out how to replicate The Legend of Zeldegoss' Ascend ability. Half of him is currently sticking out of his lab's ceiling, which is directly below the foyer...
- Colanda Achroma
---[Post Edit] Bzzt!
She screamed.
- Sparky
---[Post Edit] :/
Shut up.
- Colanda Achroma
No Janet, whyyyyyyy?
I HAVE NO REGRETS.
- Janet (Translated by Sparky)
But it was for Landa and Colress, why wouldn't you let them eat it?
Bzzt! Hello, Anon! Janet won't answer, so I'll propose a theory!
I suppose she couldn't resist! It was a good-looking cake. Shame what happened to it! She's left behind massive teeth marks!
- Sparky
Spent most of my morning outside. It's humid. I hate it. Makes me lethargic.
This guy will be my best friend until autumn rolls around...
[Post Edit - By Sparky the Rotom]
figuratively otus figuratively
oh thank the deity I'm not being yelled at for the crime of being related to a colress today
Sparky? H-hold on... Dad patched the possession exploit. How did you-
[Posted to Rotumblr.]
^ A menace to society and sanity. ^
Somebody remind me why this was preferred over Porygon?
--[Post Edit] Blegh.
Salty.
- Sparky the Rotom