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I've decided to make an OC for fallout 3. Her name is Edalynn.
Eda and Butch are menaces to society pt 1
Gob: Is that everything Eda?
Edalynn: Yep! Oh wait, do you want this?
*Eda takes out the mini nuke and smacks it on the table*
Gob, freaking the hell out: WHERE'D YA GET THAT!?
Edalynn:... Around?
Edalynn: I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.
Butch: It's not a joke, I'm a legit snack!
Gob: I’m glad Charon feels safe enough to sleep around us. He looks peaceful.
Eda: *uncapping a black marker* And vulnerable.
Eda: Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter and Gob will accidentally cut his poor little hands on your stupidity. Please take my word on this.
Nova: What did you do?
Edalynn: A MISTAKE
Edalynn: *Stubs her toe* FUCK!
Gob: Mind your language!
Edalynn: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”???
Gob:
Butch: You really have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes Gob.
Edalynn: It's a little muggy out today.
Gob: Edalynn, if I go outside and all our mugs are on the lawn, I'm leavin' you.
Edalynn, sweating: *Sips Nuka-Quantum from a bowl*
Gob, tying up their riding brahmin: Can you get us a table love?
Edalynn: Sure thing!
*Seconds Later, Running Out of Rivet City with a table*
Edalynn: UNTIE...THE BRAHMIN!
*Edalynn and Butch are doing something absurdly dangerous*
Edalynn: I think Houdini did something like this once! Why, if I recall correctly, he was out of the hospital in no time!
Butch, enthusiastically: Well that's encouraging!
Butch: You're right.
Edalynn: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?
Gob: Where are you going?
Edalynn: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there.
Butch: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Nova: Wasn't Eda with you?
Edalynn: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
Edalynn: Are you sure this is the right direction?
Butch: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!
Charon: In that case, we're definitely lost.
Edalynn: Bye Gob! Bye Charon! Bye Fawkes! Bye Jericho! Bye Gob!
Butch: You said ‘bye Gob’ twice.
Edalynn: I like Gob.
Butch: When Emma gets older, I'll teach her about sports and stuff and you guys are in charge of her emotional crap. We agreed that's how we'd raise our kids.
Gob: Our kids? Butch, I'm married to Edalynn.
Butch: Sorry man, package deal.
Gob, looking to Eda:
Eda, shrugging: Can't get rid of him. I've tried.
Butch: Is Charon his real name?
Edalynn: He’s older than us.
Butch: That’s not what I asked.
Edalynn: That’s the information I have.
Butch: You're late. We said meet at sunset
Edalynn: I can still see the sun, you fucking midget
Nova: *Sneezes*
Edalynn: Oh, bless you.
Gob: *Sneezes*
Edalynn: Oh no Gob are you sick?! Here let me get you a blanket. Do you want some brahmin noodle soup?
Butch: *Sneezes*
Edalynn:
Oh my God, shut the fuck up.
Butch: Eda makes fun of me for my height.
Gob: Eda makes fun of everyone for their height.
Nova: you can't even be mad. She's 7ft tall.
Some Raider, trying to intimidate Charon: I have your little vault dweller!
Charon: Which one, the greaser or the one I actually care about?
Raider:…the tall one that doesn’t have any self preservation instincts???
Charon: Yeah, you don’t have her, she has you. Good luck with that.
Charon: um I have a joke to cheer you up.
Butch: You, a joke?
Charon, hesitant: Don’t be sad, because sad backwards is das, and das not good.
Butch:
Charon: Butch?
Butch, screaming: CHARON JUST TOLD A JOKE!
Edalynn, somewhere millions of miles away: OH MY FUCKING GOD
*Butch killing raiders*
Edalynn: I can't believe that's the same guy who cried when he got jelly on his fancy pants
Amata: *nodding, impressed*
Edalynn, talking about Butch to Gob and Nova: He listens to The Adventures of Herbert Dashwood on the radio even though he owns all of the holotapes.
Edalynn: Pointing this out confuses and upsets him.
Edalynn: Butch, we tried things your way.
Butch: No we didn't.
Edalynn: I did. In my head. It didn't work.
Edalynn: Write "nothing is set in stone" on my grave as both a witty pun and a subtle warning that I will be back
Butch: Once again, Butch and Edalynn save the day.
Charon: You didn’t do anything, it was all Eda.
Butch: We’re a package deal. Everyone knows that.