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Random Ethan Headcanons
A/N: Insomnia strikes again so I’m making more headcanons. Also I love Ethan if you couldn’t tell. I just want to put him in my pocket and feed him Capri suns.
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Considering that Ethan used to be a software engineer so he was hunched over a computer for hours at a time, his posture is horrific.
Chris probably bought him a posture brace straight after their first training session.
Or knowing Chris he probably landed a blow to Ethan’s back that was so hard it realigned his spine.
100% a Reddit user.
Probably reads a couple of stories and posts to wind down before going to bed every night.
He has definitely said poggers at least once.
Has small nervous tics or fidgets when he’s concentrating on something.
Definitely a nail bitter and a leg bouncer when he is stressed or anxious.
His parents definitely did the soap under the nails method to get him to stop biting his nails when he was a kid.
I can also see Ethan being able to do a bunch of cool tricks with a pen, twirling it around his fingers like it’s a butterfly knife when ever he’s reading or trying to solve something.
Very big on compliments and praise.
Tell him that he’s doing great or even just a simple compliment about his outfit and he’s buzzing with joy for the rest of the day.
He probably doesn’t know how to take them.
He just smiles politely and laughs but internally he’s jumping like a kid on Christmas.
The easiest way to fluster him is to compliment his voice.
Tell him how smooth his voice is and Ethan’s stumbling over his words and blushing furiously.
Because of his dry wit and sarcasm I feel like he’d appreciate British humour.
Loves Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
More Ethan winter headcanons!!!
-Gives you and rose lots of kisses!!
-Physically can’t say no to you and rose.
-Would rather die than ever think of even cheating on you
- Definitely watches Disney movies with rose, would also buy rose a Disney princess table and tent
-Wants to cuddle you and rose 24/7, especially when he gets home after a long day of work
-Would eat your cooking even if it is bad and still say it’s the best thing he ever ate
-Rose’s crib is full of stuff animals, plus rose doesn’t even sleep in her crib since she basically takes over the y’all’s bed
-Gets Chris to babysit her so y’all could go on dates being all lovely dovey with each other
-Would freak out if you or rose ever got sick being dramatic over it
“No honey, you stay in bed while I take care of dinner.”
-One time you walked on rose sleeping on Ethan’s chest while he slept to. (Definitely took pictures)
-Speaking pictures, has like a billion of them of you and rose. It fills up half his storage.
-Literally cried when rose call him “daddy” and then cried harder when she took her first steps
-gives small nicknames to you like, sweetie, honey, light of my life, cutie.
-probably strong enough to lift you up for a certain amount of time
-once called you cutie pootie (uses that name for rose)
-Overall, he’s the best husband anyone could ever ask for 🥰🥰🥰🥰