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what's your "if I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs" thing? mine is getting a fully green kitchen

IT'S FINALLY HEREEEEE

It's so poetic

Gen Z can’t just say something is good they have to say some shit like “it turned my pussy inside out.”

"someone who allows you to rest" is the relationship dynamic of all time

I wasn't allowed to watch it as a kid because my christian parents said it was demonic. But I did try to watch it later on my own, influenced by a friend who liked it. Didn't like it, was bored through most of it.

Do you like the Harry Potter series? (the story itself, regardless of your opinion on JK)

'you never read anymore, you used to love reading' and i have 200 safari tabs open. it never stopped it just got weird

figure I started with -> figure I ended with

The people who police your gender will police your gender even if you're cis.

Eat them.

I thought I had, but then realized the way I “crushed” on people was different from how my classmates did? As in... for them there were romantic feelings and/or lust involved where for me there wasn't.

And looking back at each one of my “crushes”, it just seems like I wanted to be friends with them/enjoyed being friends with them. So yeah... nah.

have you ever had a crush?

I gotta stay off tumblr while I'm crossfaded some of the images you people show me could drive a man to madness

People talk about the surprise albums from people like Taylor Swift or Beyoncé that drop with zero warning but I have just been existing in this world where every album I've ever heard in my life has been a surprise album because I didn't know that musicians had schedules that we could see

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.

Hey guys, show me the prints of how people are coping with the Brazilian ban on twitter, my morbid curiosity beckons me

The funniest thing about this situation is that Elon Musk is so pissed off at not getting to do something illegal and get away with it by being a billionaire for once in his life that he has been -and I’m 100% serious here- making photo edits of our Supreme Court minister dressed as fucking Voldemort. Literal little kid taping a picture of someone they don’t like to a dartboard kind of behavior.

Guys did you hear the cure to bigotry is imperialism and genocide