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Making my annual appearance on tumblr because the Teen Wolf movie has fundamentally altered my brain chemistry
The only thing i liked about the movie was Derek and Eli’s relationship I wanted more but they fucked it up they never let Derek be happy at least Tyler H. will be free from Jeff Davis and his shit writing
Eli and Derek's storyline had the most potential as an origin story, not a continuation. We should've been able to see Derek's growth from who he was when the season finished through him finding out or becoming a Dad, losing Mommy Hale, and raising a teenage werewolf alone. As it stands what we got was a slightly janky, flimsy backstory, the mere crumbs of their relationship and relationship growth to this point.
That said, Vince and Heckles threw their whole pussies into their performances, and I'm already salivating at all the Daddy Derek fanfics to come. It genuinely was the only good point of the movie, and IMO its sole saving grace. If Eli and Derek's relationship hadn't been part of the movie I think for a lot of people the movie would've been a 100% fail as opposed to a 99.99% one.
I do honestly wonder what made Heckles say yes to this movie, especially knowing how it ends. I would love to be able to ask him with frank honesty what the hell was going through his mind.
Third Time’s the Charm
So... I fell into the awful, dark hole that is the Teen Wolf movie (I know, what was I thinking?!) Mostly it was that I read some spoilers (read: a lot of spoilers) got an idea for a fic, and then my muse insisted that in order to do things the right way I needed to know what I had to work with... hence watching the movie.
Not all of it was bad. I loved the Hale family, (Grandpa) Sheriff, even loved Melissa! (which is rare for me). Not gonna go into a list of what all I hated. Would never be done.
So, now here it is. My fix-it fic! (Time-travel fix-it, to be precise): Hope you’ll read and enjoy!
https://archiveofourown.org/works/44763592
Imagine Everyday when stiles wake up he looks out the window to watch as Derek runs past his house and a few seconds later a little toddler is right behind him. Derek and Eli go running everyday, Derek goes a lot slower now that he Eli does with him but he loves that he wants to go. Stiles doesn’t mind cause he finds the whole thing adorable. One run Derek passes by but something catches Eli’s eye and he goes into stiles yard. Stiles gets scared that Derek is going to lose Eli he runs outside and sees the kid sniffing he moms garden and eating his strawberries. Derek comes back as stiles was going to yell out for him. He apologizes for Eli going to his yard and tells him it won’t happen again. Stiles brushes it off and says it’s okay. But Eli keeps coming back every morning. Now they just stop by stiles house every morning.
You know, the first time it happened, Derek was terrified because Eli had just followed him out the front door. And so he is a little worried when running with Eli, and his heart plummeted when Eli suddenly disappeared.
Stiles always sends them away with some fresh strawberries and Eli insists on carrying one in each hand as he toddles after his dad.
💖🧡💛💚💙💜
What started as a joke in the short drabble I wrote is now one of my favourite headcanons.
Eli’s nickname as a kid is Trouble.
The nickname came about because Sheriff Stilinski was telling Stiles and Derek that wherever they go, trouble follows, and Eli - with his perfect timing - toddled in after them, prompting the Sheriff to jokingly say, “And here’s Trouble.”
After that, the nickname stuck. And made for many laughs when they would call him Trouble or refer to him by the nickname and he would happily say, “I’m Trouble!”
Stiles is Mischief, Derek is Sourwolf, and Eli is Trouble
Teen Wolf: The Movie released in 2023 should NOT exist and is an ABSOLUTE ATROCITY. Here’s why:
Not only was it absolute bullshit that Jeff Davis killed Derek the same way his family was killed, by burning him alive! But he also had Derek’s 15 year old son WATCH him die. JUST LIKE how Derek watched his family die from a fire when HE was 15!
Where the hell is Stiles, a key character to the series? So major of a character that when he didn’t appear in the beginning of season 6 of the original series, views decreased SIGNIFICANTLY. And when he returned in season 6 episode 11 (with Derek, might I add), views SKYROCKETED like crazy.
A majority of the movies plot points don’t line up with the original show. For example: Chris Argent and Isaac Lahey took the jar containing the Nogitsune with them when they went to France. So why is it on a shelf, let me repeat: a GOD DAMN SHELF, in Japan?! Another thing is that in the original show Derek (as an alpha) was able to survive a wolfsbane bullet wound for almost, if not, 24 hours. While in the movie Chris says Scott (also an alpha) only has a few hours to survive before the poison kills him.
Stiles would never abandon not only his Jeep, as stated in season 4 episode 1: The Dark Moon, but ALSO Scott and Lydia, his two best friends.
There’s so many other things that just don’t line up but it would take way too long to explain and that’s not the reason I’m posting this. The reason for this post is up next. So moving on…
Since Jeff Davis HAS decided to give us this movie with its OUTRAGEOUS plot line and BULLSHIT ending (no offense to Davis entirely, he did very good on the original series but he honestly should have left it there), I have decided (as I’m sure others have as well) that there needs to be a sequel to fix it. Here’s some of the things I think need to happen in said hypothetical and much needed sequel:
Eli’s the main character (not Scott McAsshole) and we learn who his other biological parent is (most likely Kate because even if everyone hates it, it would serve as a very interesting plot).
Stiles comes back because the show is absolute SHIT without him. AND he’s pissed about Scott & the pack not calling him for his help, resulting in Derek being DEAD! He’s also mad at Scott because he, an ALPHA, allowed one of his betas to SACRIFICE himself. In front of his KID no less! The TRAUMA the poor pup will have now. (Can’t there be ONE Hale generation that DOESN’T have life altering trauma and hogwash happen to them!)
Isaac should also return so we can see his reaction to Allison being resurrected and Derek being dead. His reaction is so important to me because when Allison died they were dating and Derek was his original alpha & took him in after his dad died.
In fact, since we’re bringing Stiles and Isaac back, let’s bring EVERYONE that was still alive at the end of the original series and were still part of the pack (or once was) back. Let’s have them make a major debut for an amazing kick ass battle against some new big bad. (Possibly “Captain America: Civil War” style. ✨SCOTT vs STILES✨ …That’s actually not a bad idea. I’ll post about that next, but first we got to continue with what else needs to happen.)
Derek isn’t ACTUALLY dead! Yay! He should be in bardo because 1: he’s a stubborn, self sacrificing pain in the ass who has been wronged in SO many ways. And 2: he has realized his mistake of sacrificing himself (while needed in the movie, it could have easily been prevented if Stiles was there) causing him to leave his son and outright REFUSES to fully die. PLUS, right before Derek died we saw his eyes turn RED, meaning that he is now a True Alpha. That changes a LOT of things! I don’t care if there’s no body and he can’t logically return to this plane of existence physically. He’s in bardo. Plain and simple. The show has already broken so many perceived supernatural rules, what’s one more?
Stiles has ✨magic✨ (as hinted on by Deaton saying he has a Spark MULTIPLE times throughout the series) and brings Derek back from being almost-dead-but-not-quite-dead.
And finally, what a MAJORITY of Teen Wolf fans (myself included 😌) have been waiting for *drumroll*: STEREK!!! FINALLY it happens! *jazz hands*
BOOM! DONE! STORY FIXED! Your welcome!
Feel free to comment what you think is wrong with the movie and what should be added to the hypothetical & desperately needed sequel.
Until next time…
~Peace,
Genesis. ✌️
Teacher: So, Eli, tell us about your parents, what do they do?
Eli: *thinks about his millionaire werewolf dad who turns into an actual wolf*
Eli: *thinks about his spark-witch dad who specializes in supernatural crime*
Eli: My dad's a mechanic.
The movie is insane to think that Peter or Cora would not fight Scott to have custody over Eli.
Besides, they're only babysitting Eli until Stiles drags Derek back from wherever he is to scold him about traumatizing their son...
This is how I pictured Coach meeting Eli whe he applied for the lacrosse team
Coach: Next, Elias Hale Eli: Hi- Coach: I said Hale, go back in line Stilinski Eli: I- Coach: Can't you heard Stilinski? I said back in line! Eli: But I'm not- Coach: You know what? Alright, your in. If I saw potential in your dad I guess I can work with you. Eli: Sr. I thi- wait… are you really gonna give me the position?! I haven't even played? Coach: So? Eli: … Eli: Nothing, thanks for the oportunity.
Later that day:
Derek: So… how was practice? did you get in? Eli: Actually, I did. Derek: Awesome, I'm so excited to go cheer you up. Eli: That's great dad, but just remember: You must sit besides the Sheriff and follow the player with the Stilinski lastname. Derek: … Eli: … *Stiles astral proyecting himself since cuantico to the living room*: WhY diD I Just ReceIVed a mAil fROM Coach to CheCk thAT "My SoN" Can PLAy in THE NExt game? Eli *running up the stairs*: Maybe I should go to my room to do my homework. Please Stiles, I need the form signed for thursday. I love ya, bye. Stiles: Did he just- Derek: Idk, it's your kid. Stiles: But- Derek: ALL YOURS.
I honestly think that Jeff Davis screwed up big time. He made the teen wolf movie into a total nightmare. He did NOT fallow the rules consisting in the ships. They forgot people like, where's Theo? Where's kira? Wheres Cory? Where is Thiam? Where is Stydia? Wheres Sterek? I honestly felt that i didn't get to 'meet' the characters again. I just saw them. I mean i dont know how Lydia feels, I cant get a glimpse of her thoughts. Or Liam, like he didn't even recognize Mason, he's best friend. And where is Scott and stiles friendship? I think Scott didn't even talk about him. And Scott would have obviously gone to beacon hills every single year. I really dont know how we are expected to be happy about the movie. The only good thing out of it all is Eli. Also where is Alec?! Scott and stiles child like really? They couldn't have just added him to take him away. I honestly am disappointed by this
I've been inactive.. sorry people. I'm taking request for any story. Soo... pls request cuz im bored. Or just ask questions.Love you guys <3
teen wolf over here like WELP dylan o’brien won’t be giving us the dorky, love-able, mole ridden, brunette, flannel-wearing character content we need in this movie... lets just give Derek a son to cover all those bases
↳ in which stiles only pretends to be mad at eli for stealing his jeep while secretly cheering him on behind derek’s back ✧*。
teen wolf au
eli may have learned a few things from stiles...
inspired by my anon
the only thing i took away from the teen wolf movie is that they should have also been able to say fuck in the show
okay now that i’ve processed the teen wolf movie i can confidently say it’s dog shit
like literally it’s so bad and it makes me so mad i watched it for eli and the swearing that’s it
