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Jude: Cardan, can I speak to you for a minute? In private.
Cardan: Ooh, Someone's in trouble. It's me. I don't know why i did that.
Jude: You can't just solve everything with a joke.
Cardan: That's why I have two jokes.
Jude, after being kidnapped: Don't worry, I've got a few knives up my sleeve.
Taryn: I think you mean cards.
Cardan, long-suffering: She does not.
Jude, pulling out knives: I did not.
Taryn: *Tossing a spider outside* Treat spiders how you wish to be treated.
Cardan: Killed without hesitation?
Jude: What the fuck is wrong with you??
Cardan: What? No good morning?
Jude: Good morning, what the fuck is wrong with you??
Cardan: I have a question for you
Jude: Yes I’d cry if you died Jude: Yes, I’d still love you if you were a worm Jude: Yes, I still love you Jude: No, I don’t want to break up
Cardan: Thank you
Jude: I’m a reverse necromancer.
Cardan: Isn’t that just killing people?
Jude: Ah, technically.
Taryn: I truly believe that water can solve all your problems.
Vivi: Weight loss? Drink water.
Cardan: Clear skin? Drink water.
Jude: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them.
Locke: You’re insane!
Jude: Sure I am, what’s your point?
Cardan: We all have our demons.
Cardan, grabbing Jude: This one’s mine.
Cardan: Are you mad?
Jude: No.
Cardan: So sharpening your knives at 3 in the morning is just a hobby?
Jude: I am in charge of this disaster!
Cardan: I have a name, you know.
Jude: *walks into the room*
Oak: She's covered in blood again. Why is it she's always covered in blood?
The Roach: Well, it looks like it’s her own blood this time.
Cardan, dramatically: They called me a fool.
Jude, sick of Cardan's shit: They weren’t wrong.
Taryn: I'm having problems with a guy...
Jude: Like 'his dead body won't fit into your trunk' kind of problems, or 'you like him' kind of problems?
Well...
I think this is my best way to describe this ship
P.S.: change the water bottle w knife and it will be perfect
how dare cardan greenbriar casually drop a number like "yes, my sweet villain, my darling god" and kiss jude duarte on the mouth in front of basically the whole damn kingdom
cardan still takes jude by surprise on a daily basis…😘
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Jude: And thus, by slowly taking larger and larger amounts of these small doses, our bodies will become used to the poisons, eventually making us immune to even lethal amounts.
Cardan: I thought we were just doing drugs together.