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Salem was out, esploring, like a good snek do, looking for his mice, which were a whole day late, on account of hims needin to finish shedding. But while he was sploring all of a sudden! A CHAIR! Snuck up behind! So he CHOMPED THAT CHAIR 'cause he a good kingsnek and good kingsneks always be doing a chomp.