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OMFG YAS YOU GORGEOUS BEAUTIFUL KEEPER OF THE DEMENTED BUT ADORABLE WAR BAES!!! >_< THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS!!! Also, major fucking bonus points for the Tove Lo reference in the title! Ugh, I love her and that song so much and it fit the fic perfectly. JUST HNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGFFFFFFF I just want to take these two wayward War Boys and just give them the biggest HUG because FEELS. <3

Is this how you link? I’ve honestly never done it before. o3o

Anyway, Tumblr request number one! This is for brentofthefabulouswild, who wanted some Nux/Slit smut. c: (I’m honestly pretty self-conscious about my smut writing, so hopefully it’s okay~)

Part six of the series already, I feel so productive~

Of course you’d know she’ll be all smug and shit with the attention and love to make the older War Boys squirm with her weird knowing gaze as she take their bouquets because she fucking knows most of them have insane crushes on her but can’t do anything because obvs, they know her bite is even worse than her bark (hello, she BIT NUX for fuck’s sake) plus the fact that the Wives are untouchable unless they are the ones who show any interest with men. Thankfully all the thick white clay/paint the guys slather all over their faces hides their blushes. And as for the War Pups... The Dag just adores decorating them with floral garlands around their necks just to give them all a nice pop of color.

in relation to that headcanon of the war boys excitedly going apeshit watching the plants grow in the citadel... i'd like to imagine the dag being their enabler. like she'd hype them all up whenever there are new crops or when the buds of flowers are in the process of blooming and the war boys are JUST THERE crowding around the flower beds just watching the flowers open ever so slowly and the dag is standing off to the side looking so pleased with herself as she chants prayers under her breath.

Oh my god perfect

Dag teaching a big group of pups how to grow stuff for the first time

Pups making flower crowns and giving them to her, older boys making bouquets and shoving them at her while trying to look surly and not blush