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If anyone had seen dumb and dumber, I swear! After I re watched that burger diner scene, I always thought Raph and Mikey woulda "accidently" killed an elite foot soldier at a popular pizza place the exact same way and not even suspect the guy was gonna kill them first! Plus they would've put hot peppers in the guy's pizza as a joke but it backfires, And the aftermath, Mikey and Raph would just awkwardly sit in the back of the van, and Leo and Donnie would be in complete shock once the boys tell them who the guy was after he was dropped dead at the inside of the resturaunt like: "YOU GUYS KILLED AN ELITE FOOT SOLDIER!!? WHY DIDN'T YOU GUYS TELL US EARLIER WHO HE REALLY WAS!? WE COULDA CAPTURED HIM FROM THE VERY START!" Mikey and Raph would stutter a bit and be like "we didn't know bro! He seemed like a random nice guy! Not until the last minute seeing the foot symbol on his wrist after he hit the bucket with some weird ass pills we gave him that killed him instantly!" Donnie would groan and explain to them "those were not pills guys! That was poison! He was going to poison your pizza!" Raph and Mikey would look at each other be like: "damn....for a second we thought those were pills for his kidneys....that poor guy was choking and sweating his ass off and Mikey doing some CPR thinking he was having a heart attack...." and then leo would shake his head and respond with "Well, at least you two nit wits finished the job.....yeah it was stupid of you two not calling one of us down when it started happening, but oh well! That's done! Time to move on! At least shredder wouldn't know whatever happened to the guy anyways....." It goes silent for a full minute, and Mikey ends up saying "I'm still hungry guys..." and Leo and Donnie would bang their heads in annoyance groaning. 🤣🤣🤣
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Beetlejuice: I want to ask you a question, straight out, flat out, and I want you to give me the honest answer. What do you think the chances are of a guy like you and a girl like me ending up together?
Lydia: Well Beetle, that's difficult to say. We really don't...
Beetlejuice: Hit me with it! Just give it to me straight! I came a long way just to see you Babes, just... The least you can do is level with me. What are my chances?
Lydia: Not good.
[the background soundtrack music suddenly stops]
Beetlejuice: [he gulps, his mouth twitching] You mean, not good like one out of a hundred?
Lydia: I'd say more like one out of a million.
Beetlejuice: [long pause while he processes what he's heard] So you're telling me there's a chance. YEAH!
Logan: Where did you get those?
Wade: I bought them when we filled up.
Logan: We are supposed to talk about all expenditures Wade! We are on a very tight budget.
Wade: This didn't come out of our travel fund.
Logan: Oh.
Wade: Yeah, I was able to raise 25 extra bucks before we left.
Logan: Where did you get 25 extra bucks?
Wade: I sold some stuff, to Al.
Logan: Your blind roommate?
Wade: Yeah! Ha ha! [Suddenly feels ashamed] Yeah.
Logan: What did you sell her Wade?
Wade: Stuff.
Logan: What kinda stuff?
Wade: I don't know, stuff. A few baseball cards, a sack of marbles, [cough] your bird.
Logan: My bird? You sold my dead bird to a blind woman? Wade! The bird didn't even have a head!
Wade: Peanut , I took care of it...
[cuts to shot of Al's hands stroking the stiff bird with it's head wrapped in scotch tape]
Al: Pretty bird. Yes, can you say pretty bird? Pretty bird, yeah pretty bird... Polly want a cracker?
I LAUGHED AT THIS FOR 2 HOURS I CAN'T
DUMB AND DUMBER (1994) quotes
I keep thinking of sweetheart!reader who keeps on getting ellie worked up and going insane just thinking about her, how you may ask? Just by smiling to her and giggling at her dad jokes. Both of you are dumb and dumber, and ellie is here for it all <3
Sweetheart!reader who has a whole bag full of emergency kits — that are filled with bandages that have hearts and bears on it that you collected from abandoned nurseries and other necessary stuff — and snacks and cute little weapons that joel says will not do justice when you are in an emergency and two sets of Nintendo switches just for funzies :3
Joel groaned as he felt a sharp nail press against his shoe, causing him to freeze at his place and sit down quietly before taking the shoe off and finding out that it poked his foot's skin to the point it's bleeding.
You quickly came to him and looked at him with your eyes widened, kneeling next to him and getting your emergency kit out while ellie stood by the door to guard you guys from any zombie. Pulling out the bear bandage since joel acts like one and putting it on the wound and patting joel's shoulder lightly, ignoring the fact that he's glaring at you offensively.
"There you go, all good now! Could you walk?" You ask while smiling widely, your dimples making it's presence known. Ellie turning around to see the bear bandage on joel's feet, holding her laugh with all the power that she has, visually shaking.
Joel groaned and sighed, "I'm fine, I could walk."
Later on that day, Ellie kept on calling Joel 'baba bear' which made Tom confused and curious to see why Joel was called that. And god, he joined Ellie in bullying Joel out; making Joel feel more humiliated than he ever did in his whole life.
Sweetheart!reader who straddles ellie's hips while she's lying down and doing her nails and make up, with ellie just looking you starstruck, her eyes turning into hearts as she sees you leaning closer to her body, feels the warmth of your thighs against her hips, craving that body contact of yours with hers.
You hum a song melody that you heard in the bar, tilting your head to the side as you leaned closer to ellie's face, focused on not missing up the thin coating of your cherry lip balm on her lips. Poor ellie, just getting more and more redder as you leaned closer, her hands pressed against on her bed's sheets like she was sewed on it.
"Ellie, could you put your hands on my hips so I dont fall, please?" You ask with your soft voice going through ellie's ears like an on-going melody.
"Mhm–"
She obeys you and lands her trembling hands on your waist, that you soon corrected and lowered them to your hips, freaking ellie out to the point if you look inside her mind you will see her braincells fighting every urge that has to do with you.
Sweetheart!reader who just a ball of sunshine walking around the town, smiling to everyone as if life was nothing but unicorn dust and cotton candy. But hey people in town quite of a fond with it, smiling back to you each time you pass by. You gave them hope of a new future and they loved it, but not ellie, cause she thought alot of creeps are not worth your gorgeous smile to be in their direction even, she would always put her hand on your mouth and snatch you to her with her arm on your shoulder, taking her words to heart.
You walked around with ellie, hands in hands as you waved to joel's friends on the street. Both of you were walking to the bar to have a drink as a prize for finishing 4 commissions in one day, ellie was okay with it until you turned your head to one of the guys that were rumored to be perverts. Pulling you to the other side so the guy doesn't look over at the skin your shorts were showing, and putting your hands down as you were about to wave to him. A dumb act out of you.
You looked up at her with your doe eyes, "Hey, I was–"
"Don't." She warned, "just not for him."
You giggled, tilting you head to the side, "you jealous?"
Ellie glared at you for a moment and closed her eyes, sighing as she nodded to you, "yes, very." Before leaning down and kissing your forehead.
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