Drop Dead Fred - Tumblr Posts
The most chaotic pair of pirates in the history of fiction 😝
Pirate shenanigans. WIP.
Tears began streaming down as he reached out and touched his beloved. His hands shook as he grasped him, pulled him close and their lips touched for the very last time. As feverish their kisses had been in the past this one was gentle, a final goodbye to love, perhaps forever. The navigator locked his arms around his captain, begging with every fibre of his being that he could hold on but as the captains arms enclosed him he felt like he melted away, unable to speak but his mind screaming desperately into the void.
He is very cool.
And I haven't even finished my own piece of them 😅
There is so much to colour.... 😭😭
why would I give him tassels my hands hurt so bad
The man who owns the other half of my brain would have been 66 today. He left us ten years ago and it still hurts. I always imagine all the shenanigans he could have racked up in a decade. Fortunately there is a lot to enjoy in his lifes work. I hope you're shaking up the afterlife, you magnificent fucking bastard.
What did you think of King Arthur's Disasters?
Love that shit man! First of all I consume whacky cartoons like a five year old, by osmosis with reverence and fervour (Hell, I'd take a day of watching Peppa Pig over big budget Hollywood any time!). Secondly, Rik Mayall is the only person I am as obsessed with as Voltaire and that's saying something 😝 (I don't know how many crackship pairings I've made of their characters 🤣🤣) You can imagine how my head exploded when I found out that Voltaire is a fan of the Young Ones (one of Riks most famous TV shows along with Bottom and Man Down) ROFL! He has even referenced the series in at least one Gothic Homemaking episode that I can remember (Doctor Martens Boots!!).
@neil-neil-orange-peel trying to get that DDF fic to come back to life by drawing 😅
"the other one" Rik fucking Mayall
hey moots, wanna join? @battlevann I know you got some Young Ones in ya. :D
And here it is! Submit some prompts, you bastards, and share this around!
Tagging @rjavenuru @believerindaydreams @miiiwu
What is YOUR favourite kind of fan fic/art? Help us pick prompts for our Complete Bastards Week!
It's Prompt Selection Time!
I've added everything that was submitted to the first form, though when two prompts were similar I've amalgamated them into one. Please share this around, scumbags! We'll need a lot more people to answer this one to get any kind of coherent results (and if we don't... we'll cross that bridge later 😂).
This form is anonymous too, so have no fear. Now: vote!
Tagging @rjavenuru @believerindaydreams @miiiwu
Niiiice!!!
Complete Bastards Week!
Thank you to whoever was the last to vote yesterday - you fixed the ties! I can now reveal our seven NSFW and SFW prompts:
NSFW ~
Loss of virginity
Obsession/Voyeurism
Cross dressing
Wet dreams
Edging/Orgasm denial
Exhibitionism/Public sex
Touch starved
SFW ~
Childhood/Nostalgia
Falling piano/Cartoon violence
Drunk
Gender roles
Daddy/Mummy issues
First date
30 years later
Bonus prompts (for switching with one if it really doesn't appeal to you) ~
NSFW - Hurt/Comfort
SFW - Transformation
I can also reveal that the most popular prompts of each list were cross dressing, with 15 votes (to the shock of no one 😂), and drunk, with 12 votes.
So, what do we do next? Well, we need to agree on a week that will actually be Complete Bastards Week, like, officially. It shouldn't be too far away, but not too close either - we need to give people a hot second to actually create for this! Let me know if you guys want it to be before or after Christmas. I know the next few months are typically a busy time, so maybe this could be something to brighten up gloomy January? Let me know what you're thinking!
Some simple guidelines:
*Each day will be represented by a single prompt (one from each list in this case), but it doesn't really matter if you don't end up posting what you make to its allotted day. Posting at all is what counts!
*You don't have to commit to doing all seven if you're too busy or not all of them appeal to you.
*You can fill out all NSFW prompts, all SFW prompts, or a mix of both!
*Try to tag anything you post #complete bastards week so I can reblog it to a blog for curating this event (@completebastardsweek). Tagging the blog when you post would be a good idea too - especially if you make something NSFW, as Tumblr keeps hiding NSFW stuff from the tags. Of course, I'll mostly check the tags the week of the actual event, but I'll be keeping a cursory eye on things before and after, in case we have any early birds/latecomers.
*It goes without saying, but feel free to post whatever you make elsewhere too!
*You can make work for any of the shows/films featuring our favourite bastards. Feel free to stage crossovers too, if that's your thing! All ships (including X Reader and OCs) are welcome, as are no ships at all. Go mad!
I'll make another post with a fancypants graphic assigning the prompts to the days of the week once we've settled on a week. Thank you once again to everyone who voted! I hope some of the prompts you picked won and ideas are coming to you. 😊
