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i had a dream last night that was pretty Star Trek related, it started with my dad finding this youtube documentary about Captain Picard and existensial fear, and at one point it started turning into something like an episode of TNG and it was really silly and stupid
so like, there was this alien guy on the ship who was like this tall humanoid-ish guy who was part goat, like he had the torso of a completely white slim human but the head of a smug-semi human goat with completely black eyes, and these stupid little silicone ears that you can tell are just makeup'd on cause you can see the seam of the hat they used for the goat ears. it was like, completely shirtless with visible muscle, had goat hooves for its hands and feet and these black tights it'd wear too. he was like a smug pale twink with a goat-like head. its power was that it could infiltrate your thoughts and give you seering pain through making you think of and believe in intrusive thoughts, causing pain and intense anxiety to the crewmates of the ship. and every time he'd do this, he'd cross his arms and just smile at the person with his stupid little shit eating smirk. this obviously annoyed Picard because it kept trying to screw up control of the ship by giving everyone these intrusive thoughts, so he decided to play some mind games with it to try to stop it, to counter the thoughts that it was sending to confuse it and stun it.
the way it was defeated was that Captain Picard started fucking chasing it in circles around the bridge like he was a child playing tag with it and was like trying to gaslight it into thinking he wasn't chasing it by just yelling "NO I'M NOT" every time the goat alien said he was, thus countering its thoughts for long enough to be able to stun and apprehend it, and the alien was so embarrassed by being defeated this way that when it was sent back to its master's planet, he refused to tell the rest of the aliens the true story of what happened on the ship for like a month out of pure shame. it was. extremely funny.
weird spider-man dream I had
I ate toast at 12pm and took a nap. I had a dream that I was one of the spidermen in the spiderverse and I was at this party with my friends where it was like a movie theater but they were showing math equations on the screen.
The whole thing was about my one friend who knew I was Spider-Man was trying to convince me to tell my other friends. So I vaguely talked about it too my friends, and I said something like “you don’t know what it’s like to be me” and one of them responded
“says you, I’m a Christian, so I know about being oppressed” and then I woke up
I was looking through my old posts, what the fuck?
weird spider-man dream I had
I ate toast at 12pm and took a nap. I had a dream that I was one of the spidermen in the spiderverse and I was at this party with my friends where it was like a movie theater but they were showing math equations on the screen.
The whole thing was about my one friend who knew I was Spider-Man was trying to convince me to tell my other friends. So I vaguely talked about it too my friends, and I said something like “you don’t know what it’s like to be me” and one of them responded
“says you, I’m a Christian, so I know about being oppressed” and then I woke up