Dracula - Tumblr Posts - Page 2
They twinkified Renfield
Dracula + Frankenstein? 🤔
I really hope the era of my life in which I’m romantically pursued by a ghost dilf that thinks I’m his soulmate (preferably by candlelight in a structure with gothic revival architecture) is rapidly approaching
Some of my music collection!
Me: *kisses him on the forehead* there there Bucky they can't hurt you anymore.
Bucky: but what if they do?
Me: then we'll be ready for them won't we babe, come on Loki, Sirius, Dorian,Drogo, Azazel,Janos, Ardeth,Bill,fleur, Daenerys, Diana, holtzman, Liam,Zayn, Arthur, Lestat, Maluma, Alice, jasper, caius, Peter,Dave, Justin, Dracula, Shaggy and thranduil are waiting for us.
Bucky: okay but remind me again where we're going?
Me: idk really all I know is that someone sent me a message saying to meet them in London.
Bucky: could it be him?
Me: it could be,well we'll see when we get there
Fast forward to London
Bucky: we're here... Do you guys here that sound
(TARDIS noises in the background)
(Everyone looks around)
Me: it's is him
Everyone: who???????
Just then the TARDIS appears and someone steps out.....
( the Doctor steps out of the box)
The Doctor: Hello everyone I'm the doctor.
Sirius: doctor, doctor who?
The Doctor: exactly, ah my companions ( the doctor looks at me and Bucky) wonderful to see you again I have a slight problem tho, River needs my help and she told me to get you and your friends for some reason, now that that's out of the way
( Bucky and I look at each other then to our friends)
Me: well everyone what do you say?
Everyone: yeah let's go!!!!!( They go into the TARDIS)
Me & Bucky: welp here we go again ( we go into the TARDIS and we go off to rescue River song again)
jonathan harker on may 12th: i witnessed with abject terror as the count descended the sheer stone wall of the castle face first as a lizard would. the unmitigated horror of the spectacle haunts my waking hours like an inescapable nightmare. this man or this thing shall surely be my undoing.
jonathan harker on may 15th: saw the old bastard do the crawling trick again and honestly fuck him it's not even that impressive i don't even care anymore i hope he falls.
*dracula voice* i vant to suck your nuts
Annual reminder that despite all memes and adaptations to the contrary, Jonathan ‘If I die I hope Mina gets my diary as a goodbye :’c’ Harker acknowledged that something ominous was up as of DAY 2 in his little Transylvania travelogue. The only reason he wasn’t turning his ass around was, you know. Needing to Do This Incredibly Vital Assignment for His Brand New Job. If you put this boy in [PICK ANY HORROR MOVIE], he would be out of there two seconds after the opening credits
Halloween night in Haddonfield? My guy isn’t sticking around to meet Michael Myers and his killer kitchenware
Camp Crystal Lake is very lovely, he’s sure, the nice nubile college kids should send him and Mina a postcard while they’re hanging out at home
What’s that? There’s a haunted house with spirits chucking furniture around and you want to record it all for posterity? Neat, cool, awesome, write to him about it while he’s off in a restaurant somewhere talking up a chef and posting nice foodie reviews
This guy knows when horror story bullshit is happening even while being unaware of the fact that he is one of the main characters of Dracula.
He can smell what genre he’s in and does Not like it and would be out of there if he could, do not paint him as a one brain cell oblivious baby man
From a 1897 first edition copy to the current email edition- happy 125th birthday to the vampire genre
