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3 years ago

I ship it

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Snow White? More like Sass White!

Vil: Mirror Mirror on the wall who is the fairest?

Mirror: No matter how many times you ask me, it's still Snow White... tbh I don't know why you're fixated on being super pretty, humans don't last that long-

Vil: What does he have that I don't?! That's it, I'm killing him!

Mirror: You don't need to kill him, YOU NEED THERAPY! And he's gone...

Vil: there he is... look at him thinking he's so much better than me...

Evonie: if you're another Neige fanboy, I suggest you get out before I throw my shoes at you!

Vil: how dare you?! Do you know who I am?!

Evonie: you're about to be applesauce is what you are if you don't give me a moment of peace!

Every damn day he gets a confession and a stalker but for some weird reason people keep mistaking me for his lookalike! We hardly look alike!

Vil: Wait so you're not his sister? I thought you guys are related considering both of you have houses next to each other.

Evonie: I didn't have a choice! I can't just pack up and move! It's hard enough to get a house in a place where women are expected to be homemakers!

Vil:... so do you dislike Neige?

Evonie: Not him exactly but the fact he is unaware of the problems he's brought into my routine like a pied piper but for simps!

Vil: what's a simp-

Evonie: but mostly it's the damn village! I could tolerate him being hounded since it's not my business but there are weirdos who mistake me for him and I end up getting cornered by some Romeo who sends me a lock of his hair and some psycho who sends creepy love letter written in animal blood!

This is insane!!!

Vil: .... oh my god

Evonie: Ugh, I swear, the Queen living in the castle is more tolerable than having to deal with Neige's admirers everyday...

Vil: !!! Oh really?

Evonie: Yeah, I heard despite being called a Queen, he's actually a guy! Which I fully support because that means he doesn't give a crow's @ss about gender roles!

I'd pack up to live there as a servant if he tells me to.

Vil: Oh I'm sure he will

Evonie: wait what do you mean- he's gone!

--Later--

Mirror: You haven't asked me the question of who's the fairest for a few days now, don't tell me that you killed him!?

Vil: I decided against it ever since I met this lovely maiden who speaks with a tongue that scalds the mental stability.

I'm sending her a letter to come move in at the castle from now on! If anyone tries to prevent that, they will die in my way.

Mirror: Oh dear me ... he's in love! 😨


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3 years ago

Diamond Crown Academy Playlist

I am a fan of Disney’s Twisted Wonderland. And I have been a fan of a TWST fan school called Diamond Crown Academy, created by @phoenix-manga | @phnxart. Also, music and singing has been life since I was in 4th grade. I have decided to make a playlist of songs that I think describes and suits the whole school from the students to the atmosphere. I might add more songs to this. And to Phoenix-san, if you’re seeing this, I hope you like it.

Power Princess Shining Bright - Keeley Bumford (from Ever After High)

As If - Blaque

Beautiful Girls - Sean Kingston

Beautiful Girls Reply - Jojo

Cheetah Sisters - The Cheetah Girls

Cinderella - I5, The Cheetah Girls, Play, Tata Young

Take a Hint - Victoria Justice & Elizabeth Gilles

Girl Power - The Cheetah Girls

Independent Woman (Part 1) - Destiny’s Child

Miss Independent - Kelly Clarkson

Most Girls - Pink

Power of the Female - Cherish

Run the World (Girls) - Beyonce

That’s What Girls Do - No Secrets

Together We Can - The Cheetah Girls

So Bring It On - The Cheetah Girls

She’s So High - Tal Bachman

Hottest Girl in the World - JLS

She’s a Lady - Tom Jones

No Ordinary Girl - Kate Alexa

Our Lips Are Sealed - The Go-Go’s, Hilary & Haylie Duff

Sax - Fleur East

Woman (Oh Mama) - Joy Williams

Good Girl - Carrie Underwood

Like ‘Em All - Jacob Latimore

Mmm Yeah - Austin Mahone (feat. Pitbull)

Walks Like Rihanna - The Wanted

Uptown Girl - Billy Joel, Westlife

Lightning - Alex Goot

Shine a Light - McFly (ft. Taio Cruz)

Dangerous - Before You Exit

Girl on Fire - Alicia Keys

Troublemaker - Olly Murs (ft. Flo Rida)

Shine On - Mathias Anderle

Reflection - Christina Aguillera

Don’t Say You Love Me - M2M

Supergirl - Krystal Harris

I’m Your Girl - Felicia Barton

Stronger (What Doesn’t Kill You) - Kelly Clarkson

Stronger - Britney Spears

Bubblegum Boy - Bella Thorne & Pia Mia

Up - Skylar Stecker (from Star Darlings)

It’s My Turn Now - Keke Palmer

Wannabe - Spice Girls

My Strongest Suit - from Elton John and Tim Rice’s Aida

She Blinded Me with Science - Thomas Dolby

She Drives Me Crazy - Fine Young Cannibals

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun - Cindy Lauper

Material Girl - Madonna

Like A Lady - Lady Antebellum 

Man! I Feel Like a Woman - Shania Twain


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