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Me, after I die, showing up on the first day of work as a Demon: So I know there are Guardian Angels for like holy people or some shizz, but are there any Guardian Demons too? Cause like I totally wanna guard a witch. I hear they’re associated with us or on good terms with us or something? And I think they’re pretty rad- I mean for humans and all. So can that be my job?

Some poor Manager Demon handing out the Assignments: Uh, well. There is a new coven in this one town that’s currently performing a demonic summoning ritual, so we need someone to answer that call. But I don’t think-

Demon Me, already deciding to adopt the entire coven: Perfect! Say no more. I volunteer as tribute!