Date Vore - Tumblr Posts
You had thought you’d regret giving him a second chance, but washing up you convinced yourself those fears were overblown. Tonight he had behaved himself like a perfect gentleman, putting courtesy and chivalry in place of his usual toxic competitiveness. It finally happened, you thought, he was a changed man. Why he even ordered just a personal pan, when he usually would’ve gotten three family sized and turned the date into an eating contest.
You dry off and return to the table, when
OH MY GOD!?
“What?”
“What did you do?”
“I’m just enjoying my meal, very filling.”
“Knock that stupid smile off your face, that’s gotta be a deadly sin!”
“Not once at University of Notre Dame did they mention the commandment that ‘thou must not eat thine hunk pizza waiter’”
“What about Murder!?”
“Someone’s jealous they won’t get to settle in my belly for another 3 weeks”
Seriously Luke!? How did I do this again!? He was perfect, but I got him to bed and my hunger took over. And I can’t let him out because then he’s just gonna eat me and then what. What am I gonna do?
On one hand, I feel kinda bad for the little guy. On the other hand, what did he honestly expect when he agreed to a weed filled one night stand with someone with such a large appetite normally. Is it really any surprise that his munchies became dangerous? He’s gotta eat when he’s gotta eat and you just have to accept that fact and try to enjoy the belly rubs inside.
Got so high and now I’m just rubbing my belly
