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I head canon Peter and Darcy (Rachel or not) quoting memes and vines even when it doesn’t make sense. Meanwhile Scott and Monica just like: “Wanda please abduct these two idiots again”

I don’t like the Darcy/Rachel theory, but I do like the thought of Monica and Darcy meeting at a young age. Then Carol and Maria are friends with the X-Men and visit the mansion, so DarMonica both get dragged along. My AU is basically just any characters I like are friends.  Peter: Darcy!

Darcy: What the fuck, Richard! Hi, Uncle P!

Monica: Please take them away, Wanda.

Scott: Please. Any universe is good.

Wanda: Don’t look at me!

Wanda: *looks at the camera like she’s on the office*  I’m very different from the cishet whitewashed Wanda who abducted my brother last time!

Scott: Who is she talking to?

Monica: There’s a cishet whitewashed Wanda?

Wanda: Earth-199999 was the earth whose Wanda stole Peter. Earth-199999′s Wanda is white, not trans, and straight.

Monica: Weird. 

Darcy, Lang, Peter: When have we ever done something irresponsible Monica: I keep a list. It's alphabetised. Jimmy: You're still on a list? I'm on a file now! Summers: ...You guys still manage to keep track of your partners idiotic actions?

Jimmy: You don’t?

Scott: I did until ‘90. I had an entire filing cabinet!

Monica: Did you only meet him in ‘84?

Scott: Yes. That was only six years worth of idiotic activities by my partner.