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Damien: man you need a boyfriend
Oz: Yea there's this one guy I like, he's cute but very dumb
Damien: Oh really? what's his name?
Oz: Damien
Damien: Oh he's got the same name as me? Nice.
Oz:
Damien: Your sparky friend just threatened to kill me, as if.
Oz: Vicky? Oh yea no she could actually kill you
Damien: Sounds fake but okay
Vicky, sharpening knives in the background: >:)
Oz: maybe I should try out the new sound system
Oz: [plays music]
Speakers: [g note]
Damien: [stomps foot] wHEN I WAS
Damien: [punches wall] A YOUNG BOY
Damien: ‘they’ll never find the body” is a boring threat. Threaten that they’ll never stop finding the body.
Vera: They’ll be recovering pieces of you for at least three months. You will be alive for at least two of them.
Oz, rethinking his life choices: that’s terrifying.
Oz: If Damien thinks he can just bat his cute little eyes at me and get whatever he wants, he's absolutely right.
Damien: [applying chapstick]
Oz: What flavour is that?
Damien: It's raspberry blast
Oz: Ooh can I try it?
Damien: [passes lipstick over] sure
Oz: thanks! [kisses Damien]
Oz: Holy shit it is raspberry blast!
Damien: [has stopped functioning]
[Damien taking oz on a tour of hell]
Damien: When you've been in hell for as long as I have, you develop thick skin-
Random Demon: Navy blue is not your colour!
Damien: Navy blue brINGS OUT MY EYES, YOU PRICK.
Oz: I wish I had a remote that could shut people up with the click of a button-
Damien: [throws a gun at his head]
Oz: I asked to share Damien's queen sized bed with him
Oz: to which he responded that he’s a queen and therefore it is at maximum capacity.
Random headcanon time again
Damien usually does pretty wild dance moves. But he's also learned from his dads how to slow dance like a pro. Even if it embarasses him to no end, he will slow dance with Oz in public because it feels awesome to hold his small boyfriend close to him while they dance!
Oz is not a very good dancer, except for tap dancing. But he is grateful that Damien is teaching him how to slow dance without stepping on his feet.
Damien: I want to take you out
Oz: Finally
Damien: Finally?
Oz: I thought you'd grown morals, please just go for it, any time now would be fine
Damien: Oz, what did you- what?
Oz: Oh! Fuck you meant a date? Not murder?
Oz: yea that's good too, pick me up at 8?
Lucien: what are your interests?
Oz: your son in my room.
Stan: excuse me?
Oz: the sun and the moon. i love astronomy.
