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“ Oh. Cool. Uh. What do you like doing? ”

*I arrive at your table with two glasses of pinot noir wine and I spit in yours* gentlemen, these one's are on the house!, it's free drink Friday so you can order as many drinks as you desire.

Oh good, finally something positive for once on this shtty restaurant.

Say @certified-dentist,how about we talk about something else that's NOT teeth related,plus we got free drinks now.