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on god LMAO
Dark Cacao looks like he’d make this whole massive speech on heroism and keeping his kingdom and people safe, and then struggle to use emojis on his iphone 5S like 5 minutes later
You remember my hc abt Affos pet snake? Heres an interaction between them based off the HC above
“Okay Sneazley, You are going to bite into this cup with a cloth over it, I will collect the venom and make a poison incense out of it”- Affogato
“Why the hell would I ever do that for you?”- Sneazley
“Because you are my best friend thats why.”-Affo
“I’m not even your friend! I’m a snake you kidnapped as a stupid kid and brought over to live with you!”-Sneaz
“Well that was almost twenty years ago and you seemed to have stayed for this long, so it would be foolish to assume you find me that insufferable.”-Affo
“Listen, I’m just making sure you don’t end up getting killed, because with your track record, you’ve come very close.”-Sneaz
“And that is what a friend would do, Sneazly, I doubt you would stay so long out of mere pity. Just admit were friends and bite down.”-Affo
“Were not….but fine.”-Sneaz
This stupid Iago inspired little dude. I love him
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[HEADCANON NO. 114]
The poison that Affogato Cookie uses in his attacks and some of his special incense is comprised of snake venom, an unknown mix of various poisonous plants, and another unidentifiable substance…
Ok so I have an new idea for Crk:
It’s inspired by Asian cultures and so cookies who are native to there are usually spice cookies. More specifically, spices that originate in the Asian continent. So instead of being one big heap, it’s split into states and representatives come as one to discuss the wellbeing of the land. Like the Crème Republic but the states are inspired by different parts of South and Southeast Asia. Like Southern India, Philippines, Malaysia, Indonesia, etc. This land is also a trading hub filled to the brim with exotic items and they have connections everywhere, their closest connection is Yogurta and the Hollyberry Kingdom. However some states do not like certain republics, more especially the crème republic as many houses have built villas on holy lands and have basically disregarded their traditions by dictating what they do, the only house that they somewhat tolerate are House Oyster and Caviar. The representatives in that area are trying to diffuse the situation but it’s not taken very nicely by the citizens nor the natives.
I may or may not have ocs in works for this and have a story arc closely connected to the actual plot line. But if you are to use this please credit me!
Gay little vampire
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