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Y'all know the cardboard cutouts in Poppy Playtime?

I like to think that they're a small glimpse in those characters personalities, and what they would've been like if we'd been able to interact with them in-game. The cutouts also seem to indicate the sanity level of each Smiling Critter.

This'll be a long one, I'll see you at the end of you wanna read!

Spoilers:

Anyway, that means Bubba Bubbafant would've been outwardly friendly, yet still resentful of the player. He also might've been losing his sanity quickly, probably due to CatNap's gas.

"Hey! I remember you!.....An elephant always remembers!.......Want to know what I remember about you?........*Devolves into hysterical laughter/screams/glitches.*"

Had he been in the game as a Bigger Body experiment, I doubt he would go out of his way to help. He might've just hidden himself away like Kissy and Poppy, or fully lost it before he could try to help the player and got killed off.

Next is Kickin' Chicken. He's different in that he seems like he would've provided encouragement to the player, maybe even try and protect them.

"Wanna go outside and hang out?.... I've never been outside before.........Will you come with me? I'm scared.......Here, I'll step out first......*screams/glitches.*"

He also seems to have been killed off early, maybe he was even the first Critter to be killed. (He's embracing his inner Chica now-). I say this because, aside from DogDay, Kickin' Chicken seems the most sane in comparison to all the Critters.

CatNap's cut out doesn't have much other than breathing noises and snores that devolve into glitches.

Picky Piggy sounds sane, but I think she probably ate some of the other Critters. Probably Bubba Bubbafant, Kickin' Chicken, and Crafty Corn. If she could interact with the player, I think she'd be friendly at first before showing her true colors.

"Roast beef? Delicious!......Grilled chicken? Down the hatch!......Seared Elephant! Yum!......Flayed Unicorn? Mmmmm!.......Still hungry.....Hey, what do ya say you and I be friends?"

She definitely wouldn't have been helpful, and would've absolutely tried to eat the player.

I think Hoppy Hopscotch could've tried to help as a Bigger Body experiment, maybe a little pushy and impatient towards the player. Probably because she's desperate to escape.

"Wanna try hopping to the moon with me?.....On three with me!....1, 2, 3!...Heh, didn't get very far, did we?.....Listen, this won't stop until we make it to the moon!.....1, 2- No,no, don't look at your feet! None of that matters! Again! Again!.....Jump! JUUUU- *glitches out*"

She seemed to have a good heart and wanted to help but was likely taken out while escaping. I'd call her sane enough to be trusted, just desperate.

DogDay is certified best boy and definitely would've wanted to help you, even at the cost of his life/freedom. He knows this is a terrible place to be in and wants the player to leave as soon as possible.

"Go, go! As far as you can!......Why are you just standing there?.....You can't be here, you can't stay......*screams/glitches.*"

He knows he can't leave and encouraged the player go. He sounds sad when he speaks. Would likely be the last Critter to stick by the players side no matter what.

Crafty Corn up next! She seems very focused on painting and almost definitely killed someone because she was out of red.

"Pass me the blue please!.....Thanks! Now can you give me some red?.....Out? But we can't be out..... You're hiding more red from me......I know you are.....GIVE IT HERE *glitchy screams*

Yeah, I wouldn't really trust her. She'd be fine by herself or if the player gives her all the materials she asks for, but Crafty would've probably gotten agitated and attacked quickly.

Finally, Bobby Bearhug! She comes across as super loving, but also clingy and desperate for an escape. Sounding a little unhinged at times. If the player could've interacted with her, she might've clung to them, possibly even protected them if they convinced her that she could go with them.

"I love you to the moon and back!..... I'm crazy about you!.....I'm lost without you.....I've been lost a long time......Please, take me with you this time?.....You won't leave me, will you?!."

She sounds like she's lonely and craves companionship. Her cutout is actually the only one that doesn't end in glitches or screams so I think the player could've trusted her. She might've had a fragile mental state, but I don't think she would've tried to kill you.

Thanks for reading til the end! Stay safe!

Bobby Bearhug 🐻 ❤ 💕

And

Crafty Corn 🦄 💙

You Know Poppy playtime 3 ?

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OH MY GOD, YOU ACTUALLY DID IT…..

WHAT IS THAT!2!??2??

Smiling Critters, and Batty, in the world of MLP, because why now!!

My favorite scene in Smiling Critters Bloopers

(The original animation is from INUbis on YouTube )

Part2

Hello poppy playtime fandom I'm back at it again but this time of smiling critters finally. The smiling critters, the silly critters. I like to think that some toys didn't get the Bigger Bodies Initiative, specifically The smiling critters. So I like to think that Kickin Chicken, Hoppy Hopscotch, and bearhug didn't get that yet but Picky Piggy, Crafty Corn, Bubba Bubbaphant, cat nap, and dog day did.

also at the time before the hour of joy. Picky Piggy mostly helped in the kitchen, So kids can have a healthy diet. Bubba Bubbaphant and Crafty Corn helped with the kids So they can be smart and creative, and of course dog day also helped with the kids, and catnap to but with making sure they sleep with the gas and giving them nightmares.

Anyway that's it I hope you enjoy the art and I'm sorry for the rant, I just like to talk about things I like.

You're probably wondering why the whole smiling critters cast ain't on here and it's because I.. Don't have the material for them, So that's why there's only three. The nerd, Peppa pig and unicorn. So start choosing who gets to be a real plush✨

By the way I'm not at all a professional at making a plushie, So sorry if it looks odd. But I will try my best as possible to try and make it look accurate :)

I have finally made the crafty corn plush, After a long time, I have finally made her. Anyways Like I said before I'm not a professional plush maker so this might look a bit weird but I did my best, And I hope she's perfect for y'all ʕ⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴥ⁠ꈍ⁠ʔ