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The Case for Jon x Myrcella

I believe the case for Jon x Myrcella is quite strong but oft overlooked. However, the clues are there from the first chapter:

Close behind came Robb, in grey wool trimmed with white, the Stark colors. He had the Princess Myrcella on his arm. She was a wisp of a girl, not quite eight, her hair a cascade of golden curls under a jeweled net. Jon noticed the shy looks she gave Robb as they passed between the tables and the timid way she smiled at him. He decided she was insipid. Robb didn’t even have the sense to realize how stupid she was; he was grinning like a fool.

(AGOT, Jon I)

Golden hair. Blonde. What love interest of Jon’s is described in similar terms?

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jonsa but make it cersei x tyrion: they are actually the siblings they love the most, not jaime, whose entire purpose is giving ✨foreshadowing✨ to the hidden cersei x tyrion epic love story, so hidden no one can see it; but also tyrion falls in love with tysha bc he’s trying to suppress the feelings he has for cersei as he realizes the soft feminine queen is out of his league, you know, the beauty and the beast and all that; and despite tywin abusing tyrion his personality is actually what tyrion seeks in women which is why cersei being tywin 2.0 only confirms tyrsei is real.

interpretation 1: they are naturally on the same brainwave so often that eddie is confident richie will be having the same thought process as he is 99% of the time. and that's on compatibility

interpretation 2: richie has never given a single fuck and will always agree with eddie no matter the situation because his brain blue screens when presented with an opportunity to make eddie like him more

the way eddie immediately scoffs and looks at richie when mike says they need to split up, like can you believe this guy