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🍁Happy Thanksgiving 🍁

I’m thankful for you guys and I just want you to know I’m here for you no matter what and have a great thanksgiving @flowersofstarlight @ministar100 @maferkingbv @mechyss-07 @muncho1234

Combust man: "turns around to see Blaze girl with a gun point at him" blaze girl:ah! Combust man: it's a baby with a gun. Baby with a gun. Blaze girl:"Laughs"

Blaze girl: * giggle *

Combust man: no water gun for you

Tundra man: you know what? F##k that. Those F##ING f###ers.

Blaze girl: f##k

Torch man:....

Tundra man: there goes her first swear word......

Blaze girl: f###

Tundra man: *gasp* language blaze girl

Torch man: who taught you that bad word?

Blaze girl: combust man

Torch man: i shouldn’t have known

Blaze girl: sorry da da

Tundra man: is alright sweetheart don’t ever use that word again ok?

Blaze girl: ok ☺️

Torch man: that’s good give me one second * knock the door * combust man!!!

Combust man: * his mind * oh (beep)

Daycare attendance: we have your child.

Torch man: what do you want me to do!?

Daycare attendance: pick your child up!!! It's literally 6:00 p.m.

tundra man: hey torch man combust man?

combust man:?

tundra man: have you seen blaze girl?

combust man:.............

Torch man: Tundra promised don’t be upset

Tundra man: my love I would never be upset with you why would I-

🎵Siren woman🧜‍♀️: combust man didn’t pick up Blaze girl from daycare and he forgot about it

Combust man: * whispers to siren woman * why did you have to lie to him?

🫧Itzuki💧: …….

❄️Tundra man ❄️: …..oh 💢

🔥Torch man 💥: itzuki you might wanna step out of the room for a second this might get messy

🫧Itzuki💧 : ok

* 4 hours later *

🔥Torch man 💥: sorry you have to wait for so long , did you have a great time at daycare?

❄️Blaze girl 🔥: yeah all the kids were being whiled so the teacher had to calm them down for a bit so what happened to uncle Combust man?

🔥Torch man 💥: don’t worry about him he’s a little….lazy

Combust man: ……don’t rub it in