Close Encounters Of The Fandom Kind - Tumblr Posts

*conversation between two people who both like spn and are subtly trying to find out if the other one is also a wincestie*

guy 1: so you like spn?

guy 2: yea love it watch it all the time

guy 1: oh,, u active in the fandom?

guy 2: yea, since it started coming out,, hbu?

guy 1: yea yea same.. you like destiel?

guy 2: uhhhhhhhhh yea not really my thing

guy 1: oh yea me too u more a sastiel type guy?

guy 2: not really l,, *nervous laugh*

guy 1: oh,, yea. Um so. What are your favorite seasons?

guy 2: uh yk earlier seasons..

guy 1: oh like seasons 5 or 6?

guy 2: uhh I was thinking more 1-3,,

guy 1: oh yea me too,, it’s just got that, uh, vibe later seasons lacked.

*pause in conversation*

guy 1: so how do you feel about inbred by Ethel Cain?

guy 2: omg I love it it’s just like SO Sam and Dean—I mean like, in a—

*they stare at eachother for a moment before mutual realization dawns on them*

*they vigorously make out*

— @unsurprisinglyren

Btw, people who have recently followed me for Wincest stuff, feel free to interact because I’m desperately trying to spread out my hyper fixated gushes about them so as not to bother any one person too much lmao.

Basically, I'm on vacation with a group of friends (we could call it a broken artists Dionysian retreat at this point) and there is this girl with us whom I didn't know at the start. No problem. I'm great at making friends. We basically became besties in the span of 2 days, same worm brain. So alike that I found out she's obsessed with Supernatural as well; the catch? DESTIEL SHIPPER. When we got to ship talk it was hilarious because:

• "You know, I see destiel but it's not my otp"

° "Wdy, what else there's to ship?"

• *meaningful look"

° "..." *realization hits* "OH MY GOD DON'T TELL ME YOU SHIP WINCEST?!?!!??!"

• "Indeed I do, my friend"

So long story short I explained to her why I like their dynamic although it's definitely not her cup of tea and then we shared a granita and a joint and went to sleep in the same bed like Sam and Dean 🫶

I'm going crazy y'all, omfg...

Okay, so my mother said she was talking about spn to a coworker, and the coworker said, "I love d*stiel so much that I'm naming my boys Dean and Castiel."

I'M SORRY WHAT??

I'm willing to bet everything I have that she'd go off on a tangent about how wrong and bad wincest is — a fictional ship, mind you — while she's planning to name her very real children after two dudes she sees together romantically and/or sexually.

Antis claim, "Fiction affects reality." Yeah! Maybe because you let it and do stuff like this. Like that's crazy 😭

So I went to the Creation DC Con this weekend (which is why I wasn't posting much on here) and not only got my 45rpm of Eye of the Tiger signed by Jensen, but then the utterly wonderful @talltalesandbedtimestories invited me to join her for her J2 photo op AND offered to let me hug Jensen while she got a Jared hug. Never one to pass up an opportunity when it's presented to me I accepted (lavishing my thanks and gratitude on her) and we go in and the boys are, of course, insanely gorgeousbeautifulhandsomeprettytallperfect and we each go up to our assigned J and ask for a hug and, y'all, the eye contact with Jensen is intense when he's focused on you... holy fucking hell, but he says, "A hug?" confirming so I say, "A hug." again and then he stepped in and hugged me and I hugged him back and tried to remember to smile at the camera, the whole time hyperfocused on the fact that his thigh is pressed against one of my legs which I found completely (and delightfully) distracting from the fact that he's hugging me. But the photo is taken and we step apart, more eye contact, and I said thank you and smiled and he smiled and I turned and looked at Jared who smiled at me, eye contact, and said Hi or something, and I said thank you to him too. And then we're walking away but Chris Schmelke (photographer) is getting our attention saying he needs to reshoot so we get waved back around to the the front of the line again and, y'all... Y'ALL I got to hug him AGAIN and his leg was pressed against mine the same way again and I realized that it was, in fact, his inner left thigh that was pressed up against the outside of my right leg. Because, I think (brain cells? What brain cells?) he probably did that thing they do where they spread their legs to make themselves seem not quite as tall… I don’t know. But so yeah, I got not one but TWO Jensen hugs and may have lost a brain cell or two from the mental short circuit that caused.

Photo below the cut.

Also I swear I was smiling. I was just also trying to keep my eyes open and not blink.

Fuck it, my big sister knows. Go hard or go home, motherfuckers. 😂

some of y’all cowards. i tell people irl i ship wincest all the time. of course, they first stare at me in shock and so i go “what. they’re not real.” and then they go “i guess?” and then i smile and they smile back, a little hesitant and shaky, but real and somehow raw, and then i lean forward and we kiss tenderly and