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Chuck Norris Jokes: Anime Edition

Death Note

Light wrote Chuck Norris’ name in the Death Note. Thirty seconds later, he suffered a fatal heart attack. Kira’s reign of terror has ended.

Chuck Norris doesn’t need to write your name in the Death Note.

JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure

Chuck Norris was pierced by the Arrow, the Arrow gained a Stand.

Yoshikage Kira tried to turn Chuck Norris into a bomb using Killer Queen. Kira exploded.

Chuck Norris can move in The World’s stopped time.

One Piece

Chuck Norris ate a Devil Fruit and didn’t lose his ability to swim.

Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt

Panty tried to use Chuck Norris’ underwear as a weapon and destroyed half of Daten City. Then she fired it and destroyed the rest.