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Porsche: If you had to choose between Kim and how much money I have in my pocket , what would you choose?

Chay: depends . How much money are we talking about?

Kim: Porchay?

Porsche: five cents

Chay: Sold!

Kim: PORCHAY KITTISAWASD!!!??!!?

Kinn: When you lose something, it actually helps to say the name of the thing you're looking for

Vegas: Dignity

Porchay: Innocence

Macau: Kinn's wallet

Porsche patting Kinn on the back: at the end of the day we are all human beans

Tankhun : and together we will rice

Pete : lettuce pray

Chay : Ramen.

Kim : I'm a stone-cold killer. Nothing has ever gotten to me. I'd like to see you try and make me feel a single thing.

Khun : Yesterday Chay told me that he didn't like you very much.

Kim : *voice breaking* Oh, he did?

*A rare family dinner where everyone is gathered even Kim after the Kimchay breakup , minus Korn*

Chay notices Kim looking in his direction with a strange look : Kim why do you look so constipated?

Kim : so WHAT now?

Chay : You look constipated, do you need a laxative or something?

Kim : I'm NOT constipated

Chay : you sure?

Vegas trying and failing to hold back his laugh: That's true cousin you do look a bit constipated

Khun giggling : he does look constipated doesn't he Porsche?

Porsche wheezing :Y-you-re s-so right

Kim : I'M NOT *he got interrupted by loud laughter from the people at the table. The bodyguards who were in that room were trying and failing miserably not to laugh. Macau who was laughing so hard at this point, lost his balance and fell from his chair*

Chan: Where’s Vegas?

Big: Doing stuff

Chan: Where’s Pete, then?

Big: He’s the stuff Vegas is doing…

Chan: …

Chan: Forget I asked